NicholasRyker Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I think it speaks for itself. But here how I would go around to doing it. Jurraisic park style, I would create several breeds of raptors, as to make sure where one fails the other succeeds, and place them in rather sparsely populated or just plain wild areas. They will then grow to outstanding numbers due to their dominanting species. After exhausting their resources, they will spread out, thus invading human territory. The timing is crucial, but I don't believe humanity would be prepared to face raptors in such dispersed multitude. Btw, this is done for humanitarian reasons:Less fat people, for obvious reasons.More exercise, put Michelle Obama out of her job.If you are one that is a particular believer in evolution, this will break the stagnation that society has on the survival of the fittest.Overpopulation will be solved. More quality family time.Less lag caused by over traffic on the inter webs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I don't even think I can find anything to reply to this. If you are trying to be funny it has fallen flat in my opinion. If you are in earnest, then it doesn't deserve comment though I must say your basic premise is faulty logic and falls apart before it even gets to the "fat people." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghogiel Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I don't even think I can find anything to reply to this. Let me try... If these are super intelligent raptors with retractable wings and laserbeams then we can talk about "dominanting species". Until then Humans will be roasting these raptors on the BBQ getting fatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisnpuppy Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Well I would have gotten to that entire we have tanks, grenades and rocket launchers. Raptor arms are too short to toss grenades. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRampage Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Raptor arms are too short to toss grenades. :smile: http://www.funelf.net/photos/dino-problems.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnchrist Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Raptor arms are too short to toss grenades. :smile: http://www.funelf.net/photos/dino-problems.jpg I love that picture. Can I use it. Tht explains why T-rex's had anger issues LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRampage Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 I love that picture. Can I use it. Go right ahead :tongue: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colourwheel Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 (edited) I think it speaks for itself. But here how I would go around to doing it. Jurraisic park style, I would create several breeds of raptors, as to make sure where one fails the other succeeds, and place them in rather sparsely populated or just plain wild areas. They will then grow to outstanding numbers due to their dominanting species. After exhausting their resources, they will spread out, thus invading human territory. The timing is crucial, but I don't believe humanity would be prepared to face raptors in such dispersed multitude. Btw, this is done for humanitarian reasons:Less fat people, for obvious reasons.More exercise, put Michelle Obama out of her job.If you are one that is a particular believer in evolution, this will break the stagnation that society has on the survival of the fittest.Overpopulation will be solved.More quality family time.Less lag caused by over traffic on the inter webs. If you are trying to start a debate on how to address over population and obesity in a "humanitarian" way, Introducing Raptors as a way to control population is far from being humane if the idea is that you would want these creatures to kill off the populous... If you ask me seriously how to address these issues, a start would be to promote people to use "contraceptives" and stop corporations from putting and hiding highly "addictive" refined sugars into our foods... Lets face it no matter what we do it's in human nature to have sex. So why not encourage people to plan for when they "want" to have children instead of trying to force a society into the consequences of what will indefinitely happen without using contraceptives in a sexual relationship.... Food corporations over the years have duped the public with foods concentrated with manufactured addictive additives in their sugars which cause the equivalent craving which one would have from consuming cocaine. This ultimately causes people to actually crave these unhealthy sugars and not actually the "food" they are consuming... Besides needing exercise, this problem needs to stop with our foods being polluted with addictive refined sugars.... Edited January 28, 2014 by colourwheel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kvnchrist Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 Sorry. Bad Idea all around. It's be like a new species of Tea Party and society would be the equivalent of the modern Republican party. They would be added to help and end up devouring what they were supposed to aid. I say NO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vagrant0 Posted January 28, 2014 Share Posted January 28, 2014 About the only thing which humans have been overly successful on all accounts is in regards to their ability to kill. Raptors would be no exception. So long as you didn't have endangered species groups interfering, they would be extinct faster than you could clone and mature them. More over, due to our human bloodlust and our interest in participating in behaviors which are life threatening, there would be people lining up to fight these raptors for sport. Even overweight, elderly, infirm, or mentally disabled people could pay to bag a few from the safety of a bunker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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