The last poster wins

[Deleted54170User]

Yeah, old people can't handle the Internets.

 

I remember a time when this was all pornfields. (wistful stare, sigh)

 

Old People?! More like immature and childish people is what I fear you mean. History notes suggest that it existence is still and always has been like the Internet in a way. The changes just don't get a proper historical record often enough, because of all the hysterical people who still while full grown are mentally immature.

 

For example...

 

Horn's Blaring the tune of the arrival of the King and Queen have replaced the sounds of Porn horn's. The porn horns only git cha a little toot. While the castle brass section of horn blowers could draw you in to adore theirs and wood winded musical players too could get your attention with their skills even with a flute.

 

 

The Royal Palace, where in, some thought at night was suffering, great horrors of malice, was truly the noise's of those in the palace who did the simple dance called the, "Bum Rub". It was a good start, the prancing, a song that was sung, gave the audience the queue it was time for the pleasure of the undoing. "Back to back, belly to belly, until we felt so good cause we done that steady.

 

 

 

We did not disguise our behavior because all those who were not invited to the fun in the palace were either too young or not mindful of what fun we were offering and dared not stick their eyes to the key hole. Ho Ho Ho!

 

The street people opener their eyes and realized the King was a Queen and the Queen was ever so happy that at night they did the flappy slappy. But to those whose fears began raising any arrears they all soon fled in dread that the Queen was a King in her own mind.

 

One day the Jester confessed that his long strung guitar was really a mandolin. Which when stroked drove the maids in waiting up the walls, down the curtain's, and running squealing with delight all night in the halls of the great palace as they danced they all threw off the their veils until it was they were all naked as a Mocking J birds.

 

The dull roar from the windows which reached the ears of those who dared stay up after nine pm was the men who were stumbling and thundering riotously after the women who own voices shrilled and shrieked freaked out the minds of young men and women who still had a tad bit of wet behind the ears yet.

[Thor.]

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[K00L]

 

Spam needs to be fried/grilled to be enjoyed properly, Macaroni and cheese and spam is also good.

 

 

I second that. Mac & cheese and spam is a good lunch.

 

Maybe for a starving Ethiopian or something.

 

You honestly eat Spam by choice???

Yeah! :thumbsup:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Fried_spam.JPG

[tetradite]

 

Spam needs to be fried/grilled to be enjoyed properly, Macaroni and cheese and spam is also good.

 

 

I second that. Mac & cheese and spam is a good lunch.

 

Maybe for a starving Ethiopian or something.

 

You honestly eat Spam by choice???

Yeah! :thumbsup:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b1/Fried_spam.JPG

 

All kinds of wrong.

[Thor.]

Looks like cancer up close http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/sick.gif

[Iv000]

I seriously thought we are posting pictures of tumors now.

 

How can you eat that thing? Looks horrible and unhealthy.

[brokenergy]

I win

[Vindekarr]

Eww, just ewww!

[Thor.]

I'm very tempted to release my ENB preset ont he nexus, should i, i mean its been tweaked for so long now. Although anyone can make a preset now witht he enb customizer http://forums.nexusmods.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/teehee.gif

[volsfan8076]

I will admit, zoomed in like that makes it look very unappetizing. But while I do not have any Spam currently in my pantry, I am not above a little canned mechanically separated chicken when I am hungry.