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My mouth tastes like sand :yucky:

Then you shouldn't eat so much sand.

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Besides, sand isn't very nutritious, you should try gravel instead, tastes much better too. Just make sure to chew it thoroughly before swallowing or you might choke on it.

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http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6816966_460s_v1.jpg

Yeah...

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115343_ugly-girl_jpg106b6e9ec1218f0a01b3

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...I wouldn't be so sure about that. :mellow:

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What do these two ladies have in common?

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http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e286/kuneh08/hotmeganfox.jpg

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Both are fake and no matter what I wouldn't touch either of them.

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I win :P

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Yeah...

115343_ugly-girl_jpg106b6e9ec1218f0a01b3

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...I wouldn't be so sure about that. :mellow:

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What do these two ladies have in common?

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http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e286/kuneh08/hotmeganfox.jpg

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Both are fake and no matter what I wouldn't touch either of them.

I don't see a lady anywhere. The latter is a skank, the former is an abomination and should be purged with a flamethrower so it doesn't spread. :yes:

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What they have in common? They both carry diseases which make your penis fall off. :ohdear:

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And I wouldn't touch them either, I only boink redheads. It's one of two rules I have about sex. :armscrossed:

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