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I want them to make a movie about Leonardo Di Caprio, in which he doesn't play himself, and for which the actor who plays Di Caprio wins an Oscar.

 

Ran out of batteries for my controller today and the shops were shut so I couldn't get more. Currently I'm using a set of duracells scrounged from my TV remote-I have no idea just how old they are, but they were all dusty and the used-by date is July 2009. The charge test doesn't work but they've been... eerily effective. Three hours into a marathon race, still reading 100% charge. That means either they're going to spurt acid like a Xenomorph in a shredder, or they're so far beyond their used by date that they've developed special powers.

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Reminded me of the guy who dresses in leather, is a football player, shaves his arms and legs, listens to Shakira and similar, posts pics of himself making duckfaces and similar poses and then says that gay people should be killed and that they're disgusting and also that it's very gay if you use a file for your nails.

 

 

I'm totally fine with guys shaving, but seriously if you shave your arms and legs, listen to Shakira, tell me that it's gay for taking care of my nails and then say how gay people should be murdered, then something's wrong with you in many ways.

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For anyone who hasn't heard of deep down, it's a free to play multiplayer game being released for the PS4. It supposedly starts in New York in 2094 and the player is somehow transported to another time by touching the thing in the trailer. Looks amazing, I want it. Noooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww...

 



Yeah, I thought so. Not so sure about Fassbender as the lead, but it is good to see another game branching out into cinema. There are a few games around which I think would translate well to a movie-The Last Of Us and some of the recent Metal Gear games have essentially been interactive movies(either through deliberate choice or cutscenes that last for centuries) Crysis(the original game) would make a good movie-it's story would translate quite well and I'd love to see a film that mirrors it's "tech for the sake of tech" approach. Halo 4, obviously, since it has such a huge emphasis on story, and maybe Dark Souls as well. As a final note, perhaps Amnesia as a snuff-film.

 

I wish Amnesia and the Last of Us would have film adaptations. My mom would LOVE The Last of Us. The Last of Us definitely felt like watching a really good movie at times. I haven't played Metal Gear games since... Metal Gear Solid 3.

I tried to get my mom playing Amnesia but it doesn't run good on her computer and the controls are kind of difficult for her. She quit after the library, just before the elevator I think. I think she was also too distracted by the controls and other things to really notice much, she actually just started walking right towards one of the creatures once because she didn't notice it. I laughed a lot.

 

"MOM! THERE'S A THING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"Where?"
"THERE!"
"Oh... I see."

 

Halo would make a great movie, Dark Souls might be a good one as well.
Also, I believe there is a Metal Gear Solid movie in the works. By the same producer behind an Uncharted movie and I believe the Mass Effect movie.

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