The last poster wins

[niphilim222]

:ohmy:

[Maharg67]

I refuse to post into the rather foolish game! :pinch: :geek: :huh:

[CrazyFPSEric]

idk maybe you should stop posting?

[niphilim222]

I WIN!!

[Deleted54170User]

A young man saw an old man walking by. The old man walked up to a hole and fell in. The young man ran to his aid and helped him climb out.

 

The old man frowned.

 

Are you okay?!

 

I'll be fine! Thanky.

 

Didn't you see that hole?

What hole?

 

That young man thought the old timer was a little daft in the head. The young man started to walk away. The old man turned about, walk right up to the hole, and fell in again. The young man rushed back and helped the old man out of the hole again.

 

The young man asked if the old man was hurt. Begging your pardon sir. But are you blind?

 

Nah! I'm fine thanks.

 

Again the two parted ways. The young man got no more than two extra steps. Heard the old man fall into the hole again. He bolted to his aid.

 

He helped the old man up. He looked to the old man. Why didn't you go around that hole?

 

The old man looked him in the eye. What hole?

 

There's a hole in the path. Right there. You've fallen in it 3 times.

 

Someone put a hole in my path? Walk around it? What? I've been walking along this path all my life. I refuse to change my way.

 

The young man considered the old man for a moment. Turned to him as he walked away. Ran to the hole and jumped in before the old man could fall in. Baring his back so the old man walked right over the top of him and continued down the road.

 

The young man got out of the hole. Spit on the ground. I guess some people get into a habit and they will never change.

 

 

He looked on to see the old man walking to town. The man decided he needed to get on with his own life and not worry about the old man. But before he did, because he couldn't bring himself to just leave the old man to a sad fate, he found a shovel and filled the hole.

 

[niphilim222]

:mellow:

[0Theara]

[Deleted54170User]

The winning Sperm of the Olympic Swim is being brought to the podium!

All your new fans LOVE you! :wub:

I am sure you're tired. :yes: After that hard work you have been through. Your Mother certainly looks tired. And here you are...THE WINNER!

We all know you had millions of competitors and now you have Billions of Fans who want to know. How did you prepare for the greatest race to the Womb to get through all those obstacles along the grueling passage?

Before we hand you back to your Mother will you share with your fans some advice on how to prepare for the greatest race of all. :D

Gurgle :sweat: bubble pop ooh gurgle bubble pop :sweat: :wallbash: gurgle bubble pop :sweat: :wallbash: gurgle bubble pop :sweat: bubble bubble bubble pop pop pop smile :dance: giggle.

 

 

There you have it! Fans!

 

Thank you. Sleep well! You lucky devil.

Thanks for bringing him to us Mom! He's all yours again.

Bye, bye you adorable little baby.

Too ALL You new Babies Born today! WELCOME!

OUR WINNERS! And NEW CHAMPIONS!

And THANK YOU ALL of you LOVELY MOMs!

And to all those Handsome Dad's who took the time to make all those little bitty space ships seeds to send their future boys and girls out on the greatest Race of life.

And my thanks goes out to my Mom and Dad.

Until next time!

[niphilim222]

I had four cups of large steep teas today loool :laugh:

[Deleted54170User]

I dug a Backpacking bag of freeze dried food out of my larder. I heated up some water. I pulled out a silver bag of light tuna fish. I added the tuna fish to the Pasta Primavera. Poured in the water. Stirred. Fifteen minutes later I felt like a king. Sitting on the flat board frame ready to slip into a sleeping bag good for -20 degrees F..

 

I'll be sleeping inside that back packers sleeping bag in a cozy wooden frame tent tonight. I'm getting ready for an early spring camp out. Some day I will be dreaming about a Mountain House. Up in the Oregon area.