TheManTheyCallAsher Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 (edited) You guys ever see Master and Commander? Recall when they were forestalled at sea for days, due to lack of wind. The superstitious sailors became convinced that someone aboard the ship was a "Jonah" and that no wind would blow whilst this man was aboard the ship. Some, perhaps even most, believed the unpopular officer Hollum to be this Jonah. Their muttering and ostracism eventually drove the already emotionally wounded Hollum to suicide. He leapt overboard, clutching a cannonball. A funeral was obviously held, disturbingly it was during this ceremony that the wind returned. Maybe one of us is a Jonah. Maybe one of us needs to die in order for Someguy to come back. Or probably he's just disenfranchised with modding for the time being and all our doomsaying bulls*** is completely unnecessary, whose to say!Interesting theory Edited June 20, 2015 by TheManTheyCallAsher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goblinego Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 You guys ever see Master and Commander? Recall when they were forestalled at sea for days, due to lack of wind. The superstitious sailors became convinced that someone aboard the ship was a "Jonah" and that no wind would blow whilst this man was aboard the ship. Some, perhaps even most, believed the unpopular officer Hollum to be this Jonah. Their muttering and ostracism eventually drove the already emotionally wounded Hollum to suicide. He leapt overboard, clutching a cannonball. A funeral was obviously held, disturbingly it was during this ceremony that the wind returned. Maybe one of us is a Jonah. Maybe one of us needs to die in order for Someguy to come back. Or probably he's just disenfranchised with modding for the time being and all our doomsaying bulls*** is completely unnecessary, whose to say!Interesting theory I volunteer as a tribute! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1SHOT2KILL Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 You guys ever see Master and Commander? Recall when they were forestalled at sea for days, due to lack of wind. The superstitious sailors became convinced that someone aboard the ship was a "Jonah" and that no wind would blow whilst this man was aboard the ship. Some, perhaps even most, believed the unpopular officer Hollum to be this Jonah. Their muttering and ostracism eventually drove the already emotionally wounded Hollum to suicide. He leapt overboard, clutching a cannonball. A funeral was obviously held, disturbingly it was during this ceremony that the wind returned. Maybe one of us is a Jonah. Maybe one of us needs to die in order for Someguy to come back. Or probably he's just disenfranchised with modding for the time being and all our doomsaying bulls*** is completely unnecessary, whose to say!Interesting theory I volunteer as a tribute! I already have a pagan ritual knife ready. The question still remains to what Great Old One should we give sacrifices. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anduril100500 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 You guys ever see Master and Commander? Recall when they were forestalled at sea for days, due to lack of wind. The superstitious sailors became convinced that someone aboard the ship was a "Jonah" and that no wind would blow whilst this man was aboard the ship. Some, perhaps even most, believed the unpopular officer Hollum to be this Jonah. Their muttering and ostracism eventually drove the already emotionally wounded Hollum to suicide. He leapt overboard, clutching a cannonball. A funeral was obviously held, disturbingly it was during this ceremony that the wind returned. Maybe one of us is a Jonah. Maybe one of us needs to die in order for Someguy to come back. Or probably he's just disenfranchised with modding for the time being and all our doomsaying bulls*** is completely unnecessary, whose to say!Interesting theory I volunteer as a tribute! I already have a pagan ritual knife ready. The question still remains to what Great Old One should we give sacrifices. well the Lord of Light is always willing to accept sacrifices, but i'm afraid we'll need something more spectacular than a knife to make this work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormbringer13 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Ia Ia, Cthulhu Ftaghn. That which is dead may eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die. ...that or good old Nyarlothotep, he's pretty cool too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EpicXTitanProductions Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I'm not on great terms with the lord of the light...let's blood eagle him in the name of Odin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormbringer13 Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 Naah, if it's Odin we've gotta hang him from a tree, and then pierce his side with a spear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerebus01 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 You guys ever see Master and Commander? Recall when they were forestalled at sea for days, due to lack of wind. The superstitious sailors became convinced that someone aboard the ship was a "Jonah" and that no wind would blow whilst this man was aboard the ship. Some, perhaps even most, believed the unpopular officer Hollum to be this Jonah. Their muttering and ostracism eventually drove the already emotionally wounded Hollum to suicide. He leapt overboard, clutching a cannonball. A funeral was obviously held, disturbingly it was during this ceremony that the wind returned. Maybe one of us is a Jonah. Maybe one of us needs to die in order for Someguy to come back. Or probably he's just disenfranchised with modding for the time being and all our doomsaying bulls*** is completely unnecessary, whose to say!Read with Zimmer's voice: "I'll be eagerly watching this little contest through the camera, so don't consider any... trickery. Kill or be killed, just as it should be." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anduril100500 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 ok, i propose a compromise, let's just all pray to flying spagetti monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1SHOT2KILL Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 ok, i propose a compromise, let's just all pray to flying spagetti monster.How about praying to Big Hank instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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