Omeletter Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 You are what? Alright, you have a car crashed into your roof after it fell from space. I wish I could draw better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 Take some intense lessons. A blimp has landed on my school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Take a pin and pop the blimp. A blimp is just an abnormaly large balloon, same vulnerability. Pointy things. I was in FORGE and everyone started throwing mongooses at eachother, what to do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 throw an elephant i want a burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted October 4, 2010 Author Share Posted October 4, 2010 throw an elephant i want a burger Steal one. I want a firecracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 You're American right? cross the border, buy some class 12 dynamite at a market stall. It's time to kick ass and chew licorice, and Im all out of licorice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Then kick ass! I want a car (NO Peel p50's please.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Well, now here's a subject I can advise on... Try a 1966 Lamborghini Muira, it scored #1 in Wheels magazine's 50 sexiest cars of all time, and was also voted "the best car to bring on a date-ever" by D-motor, as well as being credited for defining the basic sports car blueprint of both the 20th, and early 21st centuries. Statisticaly, despite it's age, it looks modern: mid engine, low centre of gravity, central cockpit, even weight balance, and an eye to reducing weight and using as few parts as possible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:LamborghiniMiura.JPG http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:MiuraP400S1968Ret.jpg In truth, you'd be hard pressed to find a more charismatic vehicle in all of history. And they only cost on average about $ 700,000 AUD, not bad value for such a motoring legend. Oh no, I opened the pantry and a midget with an axe jumped out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 Grab the axe and fling the midget outside :whistling: No noes... I've being chased by trolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted October 4, 2010 Share Posted October 4, 2010 What sort? If it's a troll from my favoured WarHammer 40,000, then you'll need fire, or else it's reflexes and healing will mean you'll be too tired to fight before it's too dead to fight. If it's a troll from Lord Of The Rings, then go outside, only very rare breeds of troll can tolerate sunshine. If it's an an Oblivion troll, bash it over the head repeadly with a large object. If it's a troll from 4-Chan, then you just need to put a bullet in the brain of the person trolling. Hmm, I shot the midget with a crossbow but another one came out after it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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