The answer is no.

[Ranokoa]

With the help of some stupid kid you hate and continually prank, named Butters, you have him hike up in the mountain with you and freeze yourself in the snow. You tell him to only wake you when the game is out, but an avalanche occurs and you are lost to time. 500 years later, hamsters are in a war with humans. Everyone is atheist and you have a pet robot that changes from dog to cat. There are three atheists churches all saying their church name is better and that's why they are at war with eachother. The hamsters hate you because you don't eat from your belly, and Mrs. Garrison is supposed to be the sexy wife of the atheist church's leader or something. You use a prank calling machine to call your past self, and think that it is Kyle calling you. You call your past self an expletive, go back in time somehow, then realize it was too far back, and you contemplate waiting so long for the game again when you receive a call from your future self, think it's Kyle, learn no lesson and continue on.

 

I can't cover my human flesh stash with chocolate because I had to use that chocolate to make suicide pills for our diabetic spies that are currently watching you read this. What do I do?

[Keanumoreira]

With the help of some stupid kid you hate and continually prank, named Butters, you have him hike up in the mountain with you and freeze yourself in the snow. You tell him to only wake you when the game is out, but an avalanche occurs and you are lost to time. 500 years later, hamsters are in a war with humans. Everyone is atheist and you have a pet robot that changes from dog to cat. There are three atheists churches all saying their church name is better and that's why they are at war with eachother. The hamsters hate you because you don't eat from your belly, and Mrs. Garrison is supposed to be the sexy wife of the atheist church's leader or something. You use a prank calling machine to call your past self, and think that it is Kyle calling you. You call your past self an expletive, go back in time somehow, then realize it was too far back, and you contemplate waiting so long for the game again when you receive a call from your future self, think it's Kyle, learn no lesson and continue on.

 

I can't cover my human flesh stash with chocolate because I had to use that chocolate to make suicide pills for our diabetic spies that are currently watching you read this. What do I do?

 

Eat your foot, I heard that your own flesh is sweeter than chocolate... :whistling: :devil: :laugh:

 

I've inhaled too much laughing gas, and I'm stumbling about on the roof of a thirty story building.

[Kazakovich]

Balance it out with a drug of a more soothing nature of your choice. Find a cozy seat, contemplate on the stars and the cosmos and softly giggle to yourself. Protect your head when security finds you. :tongue:

 

I'm creating a zombie-virus in my spare time, but one of the specimens have escaped and are now lurching towards a nursery. I'm prohibited from possesing firearms, not even in the name of science. What to do?

[Keanumoreira]

Balance it out with a drug of a more soothing nature of your choice. Find a cozy seat, contemplate on the stars and the cosmos and softly giggle to yourself. Protect your head when security finds you. :tongue:

 

I'm creating a zombie-virus in my spare time, but one of the specimens have escaped and are now lurching towards a nursery. I'm prohibited from possesing firearms, not even in the name of science. What to do?

 

Do it anyway; the end of the world isn't worth it.

 

My ribs have been torn out. What to do?

[Genzel]

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back ribs! (Really lame rib commercial from a while ago.)

 

I have a bunch of annoying homework to do, but I am stuck on the nexus forums playing a game, how do I get back to work?

[TheCalliton]

brainwashing

 

 

ive got a rabid badger on a sitck as my only weapon,a nd i have to fight mehrunes dagon

[Vindekarr]

Swing it with all your hate, a badger on a stick is a mighty weapon indeed, the wretched things can do you some serious damage!

 

 

Oh dear... My girlfriend's family is coming over for dinner, I really really love her, but her father is less intelligent than a brick, and I know full well that with my freakishly high IQ and freakishly low tolerance, it's gonna get abrasive, plan?

[paganwannbe]

vodka for sissy get the whiskey and hope they don't know your drunk

 

I'm falling off mt.everest with nothing to slow me down no aeroplanes and no redbulls so no wings how do I make it out alive

[satanslilhelper]

Stuff all the bubble gum you hoarded earlier in your mouth and chew, chew, chew, 'till you can blow an enormous bubble to cushion your landing.

 

I've got a plasma grenade stuck to my head, what can I do?

[paganwannbe]

take off your helmet and throw it at the grunt that hit you with it

 

I have been shot with a shotgun how do I live

no doctors for mile and miles