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Horror Survival Guide (Game)


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Well, let's make a horror survival guide. I'll start off with a few points.

 

- Keep some form of emergency kit with you when you go on a trip.

-Don't trust girls in retro outfits.

-Any kind of physical contact with spirits is a bad idea.

-Arcane rituals are certainly not to be attempted by young, foolish personages who are the most likely to do so.

-If you're in an unfamiliar town, ask about local legends. Listen to the old man who tells you to avoid certain places, especially at night.

-Look into buying a katana sword. This is very useful when you are dealing with corporeal nasties.

-Go to bed at a decent time.

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Never wander off to investigate the mysterious sound you heard, always assume it's some Eldritch Abomination looking to rip your face off and devour your very soul.

 

Never say "Don't worry, I'll be right back". You won't be.

 

If you're standing in a dark corridor/staircase et.c. and you hear something approaching rapidly, do not wait around to see what it is. Just run.

 

Never ever trust little girls wearing red dresses.

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Avoid small villages, if possible.

 

If you're driving, take a couple of gas cans with you.

 

Don't go into graveyards.

 

Inebriation is a bad idea if you are in unfamiliar territory.

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Stay away from cliffs under caves to avoid rock falls as Dragon's may be coming and going anywhere you suspect a dragon lives at any time day or night.

 

Yeah! Follow brokenergys' advice and make sure you have lots of lambs at those dark times XD to keep the dragon happy if you don't follow the first order of advice I give.

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Don't go down rickety staircases into old dark basements with just a single burning match.

 

Don't use the strange torches used in horror films that seem to give out amazingly feeble beams of light.

 

Don't trust strangers who keep insisting that you can trust them.

 

Be careful of old friends who suddenly become very pale, gain oddly sharp teeth, keep giving your throat intense stares and who become steadfast night animals.

 

Oh yes, do not be too hasty about running in darkness because there is a good chance of tripping or running into a tree or something and making yourself into an easy meal.

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