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Bad Doctor Who joke.

 

There is a cyberman, an auton and a dalek.

 

Then the dalek says 'exterminate'.

 

Then the dalek exterminates the cyberman and the auton.

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Oh boy... Omeletter you were watching Jimmy Carr the other night weren't you? :P

That's his joke. http://www.thenexusforums.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gif

 

Edit: @MbDB1211, oh man :') That was so horrible it made me cringe slightly :P

 

Haha ;)

 

But a very bad joke I last heard certainly was

 

 

 

They're making a Modern Warfare 3

 

 

 

 

Amazing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

 

The Holocaust.

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Did you hear about the fight in the candy store?

Two suckers got licked.

 

 

Why is Six scared of Seven?

Because 7 8 9

 

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the river?

Bob

 

What is a pirate's favorite form of transportation?

A carrrrrr

 

 

*cackles madly and runs off*

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Oh right, fair enough :P

Haha their channel won't block you. Not many channels do unless they actually do have someone who cares about it managing it.

I however block people religiously.

 

 

Another amazing joke:

 

 

 

 

 

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After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
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Bad Knock Knock Joke

 

Knock Knock

 

Who is there?

 

Boo!

 

Boo Who?

 

Oh you poor thing, what are you crying about?

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Father and son are standing in shallow water at the edge of the Nile River.

 

Father: "This is the Nile River."

 

Son: "This is not the Nile River, you are mistaken, father."

 

Father: "I say this is the Nile River, son."

 

Son: "No, it is not."

 

Father: "Son, clearly you are in DeNile."

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