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Oh boy... Omeletter you were watching Jimmy Carr the other night weren't you? :P

That's his joke. http://www.thenexusforums.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gif

 

Edit: @MbDB1211, oh man :') That was so horrible it made me cringe slightly :P

 

Haha ;)

 

But a very bad joke I last heard certainly was

 

 

 

They're making a Modern Warfare 3

 

 

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Bad Doctor Who joke.

 

There is a cyberman, an auton and a dalek.

 

Then the dalek says 'exterminate'.

 

Then the dalek exterminates the cyberman and the auton.

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Oh boy... Omeletter you were watching Jimmy Carr the other night weren't you? :P

That's his joke. http://www.thenexusforums.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gif

 

Edit: @MbDB1211, oh man :') That was so horrible it made me cringe slightly :P

 

Haha ;)

 

But a very bad joke I last heard certainly was

 

 

 

They're making a Modern Warfare 3

 

 

 

 

Amazing.

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Did you hear about the fight in the candy store?

Two suckers got licked.

 

 

Why is Six scared of Seven?

Because 7 8 9

 

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the river?

Bob

 

What is a pirate's favorite form of transportation?

A carrrrrr

 

 

*cackles madly and runs off*

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Oh boy... Omeletter you were watching Jimmy Carr the other night weren't you? :P

That's his joke. http://www.thenexusforums.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gif

 

Edit: @MbDB1211, oh man :') That was so horrible it made me cringe slightly :P

 

Haha ;)

 

But a very bad joke I last heard certainly was

 

 

 

They're making a Modern Warfare 3

 

 

 

Actually no, I got that from a joke app on the phone.

 

Oh and MW3... I go on their videos just to click dislike and rant about it. I bet their channel will block me soon.

 

Another bad joke...

 

I have a friend named Jay. We just call him J for short.

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Oh right, fair enough :P

Haha their channel won't block you. Not many channels do unless they actually do have someone who cares about it managing it.

I however block people religiously.

 

 

Another amazing joke:

 

 

 

 

 

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