Maharg67 Posted August 20, 2011 Author Posted August 20, 2011 Bad Doctor Who joke. There is a cyberman, an auton and a dalek. Then the dalek says 'exterminate'. Then the dalek exterminates the cyberman and the auton.
yoba333 Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 Oh boy... Omeletter you were watching Jimmy Carr the other night weren't you? :P That's his joke. http://www.thenexusforums.com/public/style_emoticons/dark/armscrossed.gif Edit: @MbDB1211, oh man :') That was so horrible it made me cringe slightly :P Haha ;) But a very bad joke I last heard certainly was They're making a Modern Warfare 3 Amazing.
XanAlderon Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.
Lisnpuppy Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 Did you hear about the fight in the candy store?Two suckers got licked. Why is Six scared of Seven?Because 7 8 9 What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the river?Bob What is a pirate's favorite form of transportation?A carrrrrr *cackles madly and runs off*
KDStudios Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 Oh right, fair enough :PHaha their channel won't block you. Not many channels do unless they actually do have someone who cares about it managing it.I however block people religiously. Another amazing joke:
HeyYou Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
Nintii Posted August 20, 2011 Posted August 20, 2011 Brunette said to the blonde, "Hey look a dead bird" .... Blonde looked up "Where" ?
Maharg67 Posted August 21, 2011 Author Posted August 21, 2011 Bad Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who is there? Boo! Boo Who? Oh you poor thing, what are you crying about?
Maharg67 Posted August 22, 2011 Author Posted August 22, 2011 Father and son are standing in shallow water at the edge of the Nile River. Father: "This is the Nile River." Son: "This is not the Nile River, you are mistaken, father." Father: "I say this is the Nile River, son." Son: "No, it is not." Father: "Son, clearly you are in DeNile."
Iv000 Posted August 23, 2011 Posted August 23, 2011 Why did the Koala fall from the tree?Because it died.
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