Deleted54170User Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 U. S. Marines don't die! We just go to Hell to regroup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted January 12, 2019 Share Posted January 12, 2019 Chuck Norris is just a B-movies actor, he's not at all a super-man he's just a pghvwtaqjguhetaygfçetçrgrgr7g5gfjei Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 My feet and hands are cold, my legs are cold up to my knees, my arms are cold all the way to my elbows. Oh! I have to go to the bathroom. Ack! My water hose is so cold! I can't feel my butt. There's something warm in my adult diaper. Ooo! That was a relief. Wait! I can feel my butt, my legs and arms are tingling all over. I think what ever is in my diaper must have been blocking my arteries. I'm not going to die! Yay! Hey! What's this in my diaper? It looks like a silver dollar. It is a silver dollar! It sort of reminds me of something. Someone gave me a cake with a silver dollar in it once for my birthday. I wonder if that's what was blocking the main artery causing my blood to stop flowing back from my legs? I wonder if that was what was making me get really cold; all over my body? Oh! I wonder what year it was made? Ooo! A really old Silver dollar! Maybe I can auction it on Ebay as a collectors item? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3aq Posted January 15, 2019 Share Posted January 15, 2019 Hold my beer and watch this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted January 16, 2019 Share Posted January 16, 2019 Max Payne, dearest of all my friends, I was supposed to be the hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted January 20, 2019 Share Posted January 20, 2019 That bird just pecked a hole in my air ship's hydrogen balloon. STUPID BIRD!!! Argh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 "You'll never take me alive!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Deleted54170User Posted April 27, 2019 Share Posted April 27, 2019 About 2000 views since Monday April 22, 2019 of my thread "From Day Dreams of a Spaced Out old Man comes" and not a single word from the readers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted May 2, 2019 Share Posted May 2, 2019 "You can't beat beat me" Jerec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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