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Antares Rift: Time = 0

 

The fleet, safe in its stasis field, cared nothing for the minor wars arround it. It awaited a greater purpose, a purpose coming closer and closer with every passing day....

 

The Book of Futures, Chapter IV

In the years before Peregrine's return, the true believers will be tested. Many disasters will come to them, but in the end victory will belong to those who are faithful.

The hope in these words is sometimes all that sustains us as the persecution of the Peregrinists continues. But we know our destiny. Our lives here are a distant second to the glory of Peregrine's return. We maintain our faith. Our day will come.

 

As Peregrinist after Peregrinist died as revenge for their "crimes", they embraced their afterlife. The cleanup was far from easy or pleasant, as martyrdom for Peregrine was an attractive choice for many. But finally, the last remains of Peregrinism faded away, under cover of the Plan. A new generation grew up in the temporary peace of a Peregrine-free universe. But later historians would know the real truth, that this was only the calm before the storm....

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A storm rages outside during the night, Pack Rat wakes up from a nightmare.

The sweat drips of his forehead... He gasps for breath... His blankets are wet from his sweat. He gets out of his bed and leans on the window-ledge.

 

"It cannot be...",he gasps:"so soon?".

 

He remembers the images of his dream and stares trough the window in disbelief...

 

He's back...

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Malchik falls to earth thinking of David Bowie. Why? And what has sent him here when he was so toasty warm in Hell. This place is a frozen nightmare with half the population dead and the other hald practising cryogenics!

 

He sends an enchanted email to Armenia.

 

"Have a look in a mirror, for goodness sake - nobody wears leg warmers to battle these days!"

 

He sends as manifestation to Pack Rat. "What you really need against Peregrine the Perennial are weapons of mass melting!"

 

Out of the kindness of his stupidity he gives Pack Rat the spell of 'totally invincible to anything that has been or ever will be discovered' and floats down to see how long Slaiv will be buried under the cavewhich.

 

He calls up to the spirit in the sky. "Hi Shin, how's it hanging?"

 

Sadly, as usual, Malchik has no idea what he is talking about.

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*Acrid is in a snowball? that's gay. Acrid sit's in the snowball........................................................................

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................... :whistling:

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for absolutely no reason the base build in memory of the unusually large fortress of containing necroyeti's and large noodles blew up...the suddenly went from a big pile of debris to itself again.

 

ohGr says

hmm...did we die?

 

The communications officer replys

yep

 

ohGr replys

hmm, i was afraid of that, so, now that we suddenly came back to life...anything new?

 

she replies (communications officer)

well, nothing really, we are almost done with the armor plating on the building and defences, the offensive things are intact, and the Commanding Officer of this planet died of a heart attack after finding out he died, so that means you take his position

 

ohGr smiles and replys

do i still get to sit here all day still

 

she replys

yes...yes you do

 

ohGr grabs a gun from the wall and walks out the door, as he walks to the CO's funeral he says to himself

ok, walk in, scream like a arab, and shoot him dead...oh nuts....hes already dead

ohGr runs back to the advanced communications center and says

no one told be he was already dead

 

the com. officer replys

i already told you that, 5minutes ago you idiot!

 

ohGr thinks to himself

mental note...the girl knows too much

 

ohGr then says

do we have any weapons at my disposal?

 

a soldier makes a joke, saying

oh he will dispose of it alright

 

since ohGr was not happy at the time, he shot the soldier, directly in the head, the head had a large cavity through it due to the high powered plasma shot.

 

the officer says

well...we have a few bombs left, but we used most of them on the camp of those satanists

 

ohGr replys

gee, i feel like a christain, wiping out satan, how cheesy....just for fun, bomb that camp over there, in fact, the camp seems to be moving towards us, so blow it up.

 

the officer turns on the microphone and orders the commands, then ohGr hears the noise of bombs dropping, they hit the moving camp, causing bodies and snow flying everywhere

 

ohGr replys

next time, tell me if they are nukes

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*Ancalagon jolts up from a dream he had, in it Peregrine had returned to the Universe, no less potent than before...

 

'Time to see what old Feather-Duster is up to...I suppose I can get the thralls of mine to clean up this mess'

 

*Indicating the heap of refuse left behind from his bash he had at the Great Tower. He walks up his Dais and then proceeds to pierce the haze of the Mortal realms and resumes search of Peregrine and any sign of his whereabouts...just out of curiousity. He pauses for a moment, wondering how long it will be until the lesser Dragon spirits will find his Children...then he tips back a bottle of Dom Perignone Champagne in retrospect.

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<ooc: I'm not back home and back to regular internet access yet, so the real fun has to wait a bit longer...>

 

Antares Rift: Time = 0

 

In contrast to beliefs otherwise, the fleet's time had not yet come. The carefully considered events had not happened. The universe was still not ready to accept Peregrine as its god....

 

The Book of Trials, Chapter I

The time of the First Trial has come. The long awaited test is the first sign of the coming Second Age. We will meet this challenge. The universe will be remade to Peregrine's desire. Our own deaths will be remembered as the heralds of His Glory. We are not afraid of destiny. We are faithful.

 

Mars II Capital: 3:05 AM Local Time

 

Outside Pack Rat's window, death waited. A steady hand balanced a snow-rifle, its scope crosshairs aligned on Pack Rat's window. Though the Peregrinist assassin's patience had not yet been rewarded, he was sure the Rat would have to leave eventually. But wait... a light turned on in a window. As the assassin whispered a brief prayer of hope, Pack Rat walked over to the window. As the assassin slid the crosshairs onto his head, he had time for a final thought before the kill. The dark outline on a bright window sure made a nice target...

The single rifle shot shattered the early morning silence. Luck was with Pack Rat, as he shifted his balance on the ledge as the assassin pulled the trigger. The 7.62mm anti-snow bullet, instead of an instant kill, was merely a serious chest wound. As Pack Rat dropped out of sight, hopefully dead, the assassin turned his thoughts to his own inevitable death. But that idea didn't worry him, his actions would be rewarded in Peregrine's afterlife. And the sound of Pack Rat's approaching police forces meant he didn't have long to wait. He retrieved the AK-47(antisnow) from the roof beside him and waited calmly for the coming fight...

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slaiv remains in the frozen toilet for 300 million years, and is un frozen by scientists. Then he goes off on some huge quest to return to his own time, porbably rescues a princess or two, saves the universe from total destruction, accidentally totals Morpheus' limo and is sent back to his own time, as if nothing happened, with his memory of the future erased. dumbfounded, slaiv sits in the toilet, still frozen...
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Armiena wakes up in a cold sweat. She spends the rest of the night trying to fall asleep, but can't shake a feeling of dread.

 

That morning, her foreign advisor tells her that Lord Pack Rat of Mars II has been shot by an assassin. The authorities of Mars II have informed the public that the wound was not fatal, and Pack Rat will soon recover, and lead Mars II again.

 

Armiena breathes a sigh a relief. If Peregrine is really coming back, she will need allies against him. She orders her advisor to send ambassadors to Pack Rat, in hopes of forging an alliance.

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