The Snow Arena

[postaldudeleo]

Postaldude (not me, guy from postal 2) gets out pistol and shoots everybody who remains...............then shoots himself.

 

Viola, now you can restart....................................

[Eiade]

Postaldude fails to realize that she a Tyjet are gods. But thanks his dead body for killing off the Tau.

[postaldudeleo]

But with the death of postaldude the whole universe collapses and and destrys all energy into a infinitley dense point. This includes all parralel dimensions as time itself..........stops.

 

Why, you ask. You dont wanna know! ...........................and I dont know...................

[Peregrine]

Another thousand years had passed while Peregrine enjoyed his breakfast. A slow, lazy existance was one of the benefits of his divine status after all. But now, something caught his attention. Conflict had returned to the universe. Like small children, he thought. Always fighting over the tiny scraps of power that were left in the aftermath of the War. They would have been far beneath Peregrine's notice if not for the ambition of one of the "gods". The slight pull on reality had nearly spilled his coffee!

 

And so Peregrine watched as an entire sector collapsed on itself. It was almost cute, he thought, how limited their knowledge was. The self-titled "god" had actually thought that his tiny corner of the universe was the extent of existance! Peregrine allowed an amused laugh to escape as he turned his attention to the rest of the universe... safely behind divine protections that defied all understanding by lesser gods. No, in contrast to this "god"'s delusions, the major powers of the universe remained quite intact.

 

But in any case, no matter how minor the apparent threat, Peregrine had not survived so long by being careless. He had been blind to the ambitions of the universe once already, and the shattered remains of countless planets were a constant reminder to keep his defenses ready. So with a thought, he willed himself into existance deep inside the fortifications of his sanctuary. Caution turned to satisfaction as he observed the Fleet. The ships that had won a War already stood ready, awaiting his call to action. Their crews remained frozen in time by the stasis fields, their hard-won training from the first War preserved as well as the day of their final battle.

 

But their time had not yet come. For Peregrine had not yet decided the fate of the new "gods". Perhaps he could take a side in the battle? Perhaps one of them would be a valuable asset to the universe? Or perhaps he could crush them all? The possibilities required considering. And so Peregrine willed a comfortable chair and glass of expensive wine into existance, and began to think.

[postaldudeleo]

And another god postaldudeLeo (not the moron postaldude) summoned up a can of gasoline and a match. He ran around Peregrine's home and left a circle of "ever burning gasoline of the gods". Then he summoned up the most annoying a-hole in the whole universe..........................this guy; http://maddox.xmission.com/

 

Then he lit the match and dropped it on the gasoline circle. After that, postaldudeleo ran away in laughter for maddox the a-hole would not allow peregrine any quiet moment for thought as maddox being the annoying a-hole ran circles around peregrine and ranted about random junk such as, ugly cars, how much better he is then your children, bad movies, mcdonalds being pig ****, and more useless junk.

 

Peregrine finally got so pissed off and collapsed the real universe on a larger scale.......................

 

I WIN :)

[Eiade]

The goddess of time survived because time is ever-continuing.

 

She didn't like what he had done. She traveled back to when postaldudeleo was a toddler, threw him into a volcano, then returned to the present time. None of his actions had ever happened.

 

She didn't mind about Peregrine, the essence of all existence of the universe, because time always went on no matter what. As long as time continued anywhere in the universe or on any plane of existence, she continued to thrive.

[postaldudeleo]

A "magic" force carried postaldudeleo out of the volcano.

 

And postaldudeleo...............well last time he was seen was he went to smoke some crack with tyrone the crack addict..........................

 

He was never seen agian...................................(hes still there getting high)

 

Oh, I forgot, al quaeda dropped bin laden strapped to a nuke onto the foolish gods. And this is the chronical of what happened:

 

1 is that a meteour?

2. Naw

1. I think it is

2. naw , looks like some moron strapped to a bomb of sorts

1. bomb?

2. yeah, you know a bomb

1. Why is that bomb have a toxic sign on it/

2. what sign? oh that.........................

2. Sh_t...................... :help:

1 **** you ****** terroist *****tards!!!!!

 

Boom

 

Splat

 

Time stooped right about .............................here.

 

Then the universe was envoloped in ice and a new SNOWY world was created from which sprang thousands of hobbits who ...................blah blah blahbalh ablah blha blabbady blha................ect

[Peregrine]

BCG Stormwind, New Habassa Orbit:

 

"Sir, unknown contact in sector 15!"

 

Finally, something to end the boredom of patrol duty, Admiral Airen Tabanne thought as he pushed his card game out of the way and spun his command chair to face the map display. As promised, a bright red point of light sat motionless in the outer system. Odd... could his enemies really be that incompetent?

 

"Incoming transmission. It's from the unknown"

 

Admiral Tabanne gave a nod of approval to his comm officer, and the intruder's voice began to play on the bridge speakers.

 

"I'm maddox and I own your children! Bow to me! I am right!"

 

What the hell? Tabanne thought as he sent his flagship into a slow roll to align its broadside batteries with the irritation. A tap of his finger sent the targetting data to his gunners. A few seconds later, the deck shook from the force of a full broadside launch, and a cloud of green points appeared on the map display.

 

"You are nothing! McDonalds sucks! I am riig--------"

 

The transmission disolved into static as sixty anti-snow warheads scored direct hits, erasing Maddox from the universe.

 

Everywhere, and Nowhere:

 

From his divine perch, Peregrine watched the brief "battle", and fury grew in his mind. His enemies were now absolutely clear, and there was only one solution. Peregrine willed himself into existence once more.... he had battle plans to make with his fleet.

[postaldudeleo]

But the newly created planet of hobbits got thier midget battle armor and marched off to war along side 2000 clones of maddox. Thus began the

Star Wars: I am better then your children wars...........

 

During this time, the aliens in the klingon galaxy had many self suicides from infedels who "couldnt take it anymore" and many annoyed aliens cursing all the god sin every tongue possible for letting quote "this bull****ing ****" happen in the first place.

 

And postaldudeleo was still smoking crack..........

:sick:

[Eiade]

When the dust cleared from the bomb, nothing was changed. Eiade was still in existence, of course. The essence of time is Eiade. Eiade is the essence of time. Time always continues. Therefore Eiade always continues to be in existence.

 

She quickly created a temporal warp hole in the center of the planet earth. The planet imploded into the hole. The remains of earth wandered the warp pathways, and Eiade willed the remnants of earth to materialize inside of the sun. The planet earth was immediatley incinerated.

 

She then transported herself to her own planet, which sat in between the mortal's plane of existence and the divine plane. She sat back and watched as the essence of the universe Peregrine came into being, and waited.