InuyashaFE Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Bandit: "Die, dragon!" Me: GRAAAWR! *charges at the dragon, swinging my mace* Dragon: *takes to the air at the last possible second, letting my mace hit the unfortunate bandit square in the face* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScorpionHunter Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Demented Lydia after hundred time healing her: A Healing spell? Are you a Priest? uhm no I just have saved you million times.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dambuster Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Bandit: 'You don't stand a chance'Me: *Execution blow* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dowly Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 Demented Lydia after hundred time healing her: A Healing spell? Are you a Priest? uhm no I just have saved you million times.... Hahaha, oh Lydia you silly gal. *Leaves cave* Lydia: "Oh, a cave. Wonder what's inside." :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Redguard woman in Whiterun (forgot the name): "Looking for my husband? Check the jarl's backside, that's usually where he stuffs himself these days." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FloppyMary Posted November 18, 2011 Author Share Posted November 18, 2011 (edited) aaah good ones :'D I had a new one this morning: >Got married to Ysolda>Went on bar>Had drinking contest>Woke up freaking miles away>Apperantly I was on the quest called "A Night To Remember">Had to visit Ysolda>She was in out home and said:Ysolda: "You passe by here barging about your wife."Me: "What did I say?"Ysolda: "How could you possible forget? It was the sweethest story ever...." She's my wife, and I've just been on a wild night marrying a girl, LOL.EDIT: was a bit unclear: The girl and wife Ysolda talks about is actually some random girl, which is funny as we are married >.< Edited November 18, 2011 by FloppyMary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phranx919 Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Alchemist (to apprentice): Check our inventory of Mandrake Roots"Apprentice: Which ones are that again?"Alchemist: "The ones that look like an old, gnarled man"Apprentice: "Oh. I think it tried to buy me a drink in the tavern last night..." *Me botching the Potion I was trying to make...* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 Bandit, after being decapitated: "Its... Nothing...." My fave moment so far though was when I killed some chickens... ...then reanimated them as zombies. Sixty seconds of pure hilarity, as the zombie hens decended upon their former enslavers with beak and claw. Zombie-Chicken "Buh-Kwaaaaak!" Barbus: So there was this nobleman, he loved his daughter and couldn't bear to see her suffer, so he begged Clavicus to give him a way to end her misery. So good 'ole Clavicus gave 'em an axe! Priestess "Oh, so you don't remember huh!?! you don't remember stumbling in here?! you don't remember fondling the statuary?! or getting angry and throwing your trash all over the temple?! CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavourexplosion Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 (edited) *sneaks from behind, 360 degree sword spin animation begins*NPC: "don't do that!"*simultaneously gets her head decapitated* Edited November 19, 2011 by flavourexplosion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snkmarcel Posted November 19, 2011 Share Posted November 19, 2011 aaah good ones :'D I had a new one this morning: >Got married to Ysolda>Went on bar>Had drinking contest>Woke up freaking miles away>Apperantly I was on the quest called "A Night To Remember">Had to visit Ysolda>She was in out home and said:Ysolda: "You passe by here barging about your wife."Me: "What did I say?"Ysolda: "How could you possible forget? It was the sweethest story ever...." She's my wife, and I've just been on a wild night marrying a girl, LOL.EDIT: was a bit unclear: The girl and wife Ysolda talks about is actually some random girl, which is funny as we are married >.< I had the same story. :PI married her too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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