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Demented Lydia after hundred time healing her:

 

A Healing spell? Are you a Priest?

 

uhm no I just have saved you million times....

 

Hahaha, oh Lydia you silly gal.

 

*Leaves cave*

 

Lydia: "Oh, a cave. Wonder what's inside."

 

:biggrin:

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aaah good ones :'D

 

I had a new one this morning:

 

>Got married to Ysolda

>Went on bar

>Had drinking contest

>Woke up freaking miles away

>Apperantly I was on the quest called "A Night To Remember"

>Had to visit Ysolda

>She was in out home and said:

Ysolda: "You passe by here barging about your wife."

Me: "What did I say?"

Ysolda: "How could you possible forget? It was the sweethest story ever...."

 

She's my wife, and I've just been on a wild night marrying a girl, LOL.

EDIT: was a bit unclear: The girl and wife Ysolda talks about is actually some random girl, which is funny as we are married >.<

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Alchemist (to apprentice): Check our inventory of Mandrake Roots"

Apprentice: Which ones are that again?"

Alchemist: "The ones that look like an old, gnarled man"

Apprentice: "Oh. I think it tried to buy me a drink in the tavern last night..."

 

*Me botching the Potion I was trying to make...*

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Bandit, after being decapitated: "Its... Nothing...."

 

My fave moment so far though was when I killed some chickens... ...then reanimated them as zombies. Sixty seconds of pure hilarity, as the zombie hens decended upon their former enslavers with beak and claw.

 

Zombie-Chicken "Buh-Kwaaaaak!"

 

Barbus: So there was this nobleman, he loved his daughter and couldn't bear to see her suffer, so he begged Clavicus to give him a way to end her misery. So good 'ole Clavicus gave 'em an axe!

 

Priestess "Oh, so you don't remember huh!?! you don't remember stumbling in here?! you don't remember fondling the statuary?! or getting angry and throwing your trash all over the temple?! CLEAN IT UP!!!!!!!"

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aaah good ones :'D

 

I had a new one this morning:

 

>Got married to Ysolda

>Went on bar

>Had drinking contest

>Woke up freaking miles away

>Apperantly I was on the quest called "A Night To Remember"

>Had to visit Ysolda

>She was in out home and said:

Ysolda: "You passe by here barging about your wife."

Me: "What did I say?"

Ysolda: "How could you possible forget? It was the sweethest story ever...."

 

She's my wife, and I've just been on a wild night marrying a girl, LOL.

EDIT: was a bit unclear: The girl and wife Ysolda talks about is actually some random girl, which is funny as we are married >.<

I had the same story. :P

I married her too.

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