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Out: A download link to the mod, a few ban threads for people who were donkeyholes about criticizing its lore friendliness, and a month of Nexus Premium.

In: A small silver coin from 1st Era Morrowind, minted in the first few years of the Tribunal's reign.

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Out: A crowd of people looking for the person who put in such a valuable coin. It takes the Sword of Ban and The Ban Hammer duel wielded to deal with them and I'm only little! Coin collectors - they can be really awkward, especially when they see something of historical interest.

In: A bottle of witch hazel and ditto of iodine, for all the cuts and bruises.

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Out: A short vid of a young lady slurring her words slightly with a bunch of little red spots on her face suggesting she got some sort of disease so she can't go to go to school today.  Having drank the witch hazel she confessed before she could stop faking being ill and whining and told her Mom some friends are skipping too to go have some fun before Winter makes it impossible.

In: A note to a Principal from one of the locals going to the girls school.  Hoping someone would find it, post it in the local paper, and get the whole school shut down because the trick with the iodine and witch hazel didn't work. There's been an outbreak of Pity Riasis Roses.  Please close the school for the day. 

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Out: Divayth Fyr  who makes everything better in an instant.

In: The Dwemer Boots of Flying which Divayth Fyr decides he doesn't really need so hands them over as compensation for all the inconvenience.

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Out: A package with the boots in it.  Seems someone is getting a little too secure and didn't notice someone slip in, invisible maybe.  Takes the package back to Tel Fyr and reminds his daughters he never knows when he'll need them again.  Alfe Fyr, Beyte Fyr, Delte Fyr, and Uupse Fyr agree and Delte takes them up to his room.

In: A rather good Levitation 500 scroll for the next person needing a way to fast travel to Mournhold.   Once there it is best not to be used there by the will of Almalexia and outlawed in Oblivion too to prevent the extinction of carnivores by hunters using levitation magic spells, potions, and scrolls.

I get around.

 

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Out: A dust pan to clean up the Vampire dust.

In: Crater Side Supplies famous survival guidebook written by Moira I helped her write.

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