Wisdom in six words

[Pagafyr]

Heavy armor helps keep us slim.

[zixi]

On 4/6/2024 at 10:39 PM, Pagafyr said:

Heavy armor helps keep us slim.

Wash carefully. Allow to air dry.

Don't use the spin cycle  ever.

[AaronOfMpls]

On 4/6/2024 at 4:39 PM, Pagafyr said:

Heavy armor helps keep us slim.

Giants' clubs leave big dents, though.

[Guest deleted156886133]

Armor boots exacerbate chronic foot fungus.

[zixi]

And they're no good for ballet.

[Pagafyr]

I can still do the Shuffle!

1, and a 2, and 3.

Everybody do the zixi ballet Shuffle. 

[zixi]

Use heavy armour for sword dancing.

Don't wear glass against Giant clubs.

(Unless it's safety glass of course.)

(Shuffle as much as you like!)

[Oblivionaddicted]

In six words wisdom gets revealed.

Never let your blade turn blunt.

Armors either offer mobility or protection.

Know your priority and choose carefully

[zixi]

On 4/11/2024 at 11:05 PM, Oblivionaddicted said:

Never let your blade turn blunt.

Never let your blunts turn sharp.

Tuned lutes aren't  sharp or flat.

[AaronOfMpls]

5 hours ago, zixi said:

Tuned lutes aren't  sharp or flat.

Does Lurbuk need to tune his?