Wisdom in six words

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6 minutes ago, AaronOfMpls said:

Be very careful with electrical.

It impairs your ability to count.

[AaronOfMpls]

It's hard to count to anything

while electricity shocks your body parts.

[zixi]

Don't use  a toaster whilst showering.

[Guest deleted156886133]

Showering with a toaster's bad, m'kay?

[AaronOfMpls]

It doesn't save you any time

Especially with an Emergency Room visit.

[zixi]

And it makes your toast soggy.

[Guest deleted156886133]

Zixi's a South Park fan too!

I'm actually watching it right now.

Explains why my mind's twisted, right?

[AaronOfMpls]

14 hours ago, UsernameWithA9 said:

Explains why my mind's twisted, right?

Least as twisted as Primus's music.

[zixi]

Haven't seen it. Don't watch TV.

Used to love the Simpsons though.

Specially with The Who and Hawkins.

Specially when Homer worked at home.

Ridiculous is special. So is surreal.

The wise know when to quit.

The foolish linger on and on.

So why am I still here? 

[Guest deleted156886133]

Perhaps you're a wise, lingering fool.

Or maybe a fool lingering wisely.

In a state of oxymoronic flux.