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At least you survived. Man.....

 

Children these days either

 

A) Have sucky parents

 

B) Are more rebellious than past generations, or

 

C) I just put C so no one would accuse me of a false dichotomy. Replace that with whatever.

 

*Sigh* Once more, may the Force be with you. Or the Schwartz, if you prefer.

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Wife's a primary school teacher. The tales she tells! : Little boys are ' in yer face' naughty; little girls are sneaky, and vicious, especially to their ' friends'.

 

But... as the late, great, Maurice Chevalier, French crooner and nazi collaberator, sang:

 

Thank heavens...for little girls.

Without them where would little boys beeeee?

 

MRG... next time, if there is one, tell the little female blighters that there is no Sanity Clause. That'll calm 'em down.

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I'm almost eighteen and I NEVER, NEVER in my whole life I have been in a "all girl slumber party" (please, forgive my English, I didn't know the meaning of this expression till now, because the literal translation in my language of a party like that is "pyjama's party")

 

My dad says to me that I'm a strange girl. Maybe he has reasonable arguments. :wallbash:

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Well, it's over & all children have gone home.

 

I had to go to bed at 11:30PM, because I had to work very early this morning, so all the girls were asleep when I left. So on my way home from work, I call home & my wife picks up. I could right away that something was wrong just by the tone of her voice. For one thing, she told me she was very tired, since the girls fell asleep around 3am. The second thing was that this was the 1st & last time a slumber party was going to be held at our house with the same group of girls. Came to find out, there was a lot of drama between some of the girls & so problems began to arise. some girls not playing with others & so being left out, they began to "lie" about what other girls said or did, with my wife catching a few in the middle of the lies.

 

Then if that wasn't bad enough, a few of the girls began to act sneaky, getting into stuff they were told to leave alone, such as my wifes scrap booking stuff. They were told NOT to touch anything on my wifes crafts desk. Well they snuck into it & then began to draw pictures with my wifes expensive calligraphy pens & these special gel pens. Then they began to draw on themselves & then got ink all over our new couch. Then, my wife caught them going through the cupboards in the bathroom & when asked what they were doing, they said nothing from behind the door, then my wife heard them giggling. Then she caught them going through the fridge helping themselves. Where are their parents & what are they teaching them? This is not proper company behavior. I learned at a very young age, that while over at another persons house, there are rules just like at home & one of those rules was to ASK before taking.

 

Then we noticed that a few of the girls do not have any personal hygiene habits, as they would not "whipe" or flush, even after being told to via the generic "Ok girls, make sure you wash your hands before eating" comment. Now my wife also had a big, special breakfast planned of Pancakes, bacon, biscuts, waffles, sausage & juice. When it was all out, they grabbed all they could & then didn't eat it. An expansive waste. Then they wanted to keep eating & then not eating what they took. Another rule I was taught as a youngster, to eat what I take.

 

There was more, but whats done is done. The one girl thats still here, my wife & I like the best. She is welcome here anytime, as she has excellent manners & is very nice, if not a little too shy. she has been over for a sleepover one before & I know her dad.

 

Sigh.....

 

-MRG

I feel for ya brother, Chesto is right “little girls are sneaky, and vicious, especially to their ' friends'.”

But having the same amount of boys at the house probably would have been worse.

My wife & have both & if we had the boy first he would have been an only child, he’s a great kid but just takes so much more energy to keep up with. He’s got the Energizer Bunny beat hands down.

 

Glad to see you lived through it (unpainted?). Next time make sure you have an equal number of girls staying over that way they can pair up & maybe no one will feel left out, really important with girls.

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This is what I told my daughter,

but for some reason, she told me no.

 

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1d/BoysAreStupid.jpg/250px-BoysAreStupid.jpg

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Just keep telling yourself that if it was a bunch of guys, it'd probably be worse in different ways. Male tweens tend to be less interested in watching movies, and eating junkfood, and more about causing mischief. And hopefully, they aren't going through a pyro phase. Best case scenerio is that they end up rough housing, and break something minor, like a TV. And yelling at them, only makes things worse. But atleast it isn't warm enough for them to sneak out and spread their damage to the rest of the neighborhood. Atleast girls can gather and maintain some level of peace. Sure, they may spend half the night talking and giggling about one thing or another, but atleast you know that your cat won't be shaved in the morning.

Ahaha.. I used to have that "pyro phase". When I was kid we burned down even a house with my friend. Hopefully it was abandoned. It was a small village where we lived in at that time and we were the most renown out there as absolutely EVERYBODY knew us after the incident.

 

I have two sister and they have been exactly what the topic starter stated. Btw, I just moved together with my older sys and I'm afraid a bit how we get along peacefully, but I'm not going to worry about it too much.

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decal... I'd be careful letting that kind of info out in public. Who knows who is listening? And don't plan on any visits to the UK in the near future. I think that one gets a life time commital ( to a mental institution) still, for pyro. You might just want let the statute of limitations lapse on that one. Does your sis let you have matches? She should be told. You definitely need a Sanity Clause.
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