Werne Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Meh, to my left I have my toolbox, 12 cellphones, a toaster and a solar lamp so me and the zombies have equal chances to win. I think I'll put the toaster on the floor so they can trip over it and throw cellphones at them while blinding them with the solar lamp and then butcher them by dual-weilding a screwdriver and a wrench :D. And the funny thing is, to my right is a gun cabinet, inside are one Mosin Nagant 1891, Zbrojovka M75 and Papovka (Yugoslavian SKS). And that's without counting a collection of hunting knives in the cabinet drawer, a couple of swords next to it, 1/2 kg of C4 next to the knives and my father's Remington 870 mounted on the wall. And with all those weapons on the right I am to fight zombies with a toaster and a screwdriver :facepalm:. Damn it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delikatessen Posted April 5, 2012 Share Posted April 5, 2012 And with all those weapons on the right I am to fight zombies with a toaster and a screwdriver :facepalm:. Damn it.Kick the zombies into the bathtub and plug the toaster in.-I'm in a different room now, and the object to my left is a Browning automatic 20 gauge shotgun that I keep for, uh, "deterring" curious trespassers. Seriously, a lot of people have tried to break into my house. But I never imagined it would be zombies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamNeesonsWetSocks Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Anybody know how you kill zombies with a couch? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubjectProphet Posted May 5, 2012 Share Posted May 5, 2012 A couch, pepsi can, marin dog tags, and dog cage. FUUUUUUU- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 To my left I see: A textbook, a trash can (empty), a broadsword, a fake brain, and a shotgun. I'm going with the fake brain and shotgun. I can use the fake brain to lure the zombies into a selected killzone, then obliterate them with the shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetradite Posted May 9, 2012 Share Posted May 9, 2012 (edited) I'll be okay if my jury-rigging is up to anything: 5" extractor fanPortable radiatorA large assortment of power tools and fixings Also: KettleSugarLarge box of tea bagsMilkStuffed toy orangutan I'm staying here, where there's a ready supply of hot, fresh tea, and hoping I can rig up some kind of Dead Rising style incinerator/decapitator before they lurch their way to my door. I'm sure the orangutan will eventually somehow prove to be the most useful item. Edited May 9, 2012 by tetradite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulofChrysamere Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Assorted papers, an empty tissue box, a "Fact or Crap" game, a portable disk drive, a chair, and my desk with a bunch of random stuff on it. Curiously enough...nothing sharp. Oh well, nice knowing y'all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubjectProphet Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Right now, a chair is to my left. My rifle is on my left too. And a few of my squadmates. I improved from last time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tetradite Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Right now, a chair is to my left. My rifle is on my left too. And a few of my squadmates. I improved from last time. Unless you happen to be the one who gets "volunteered" to be tied to the chair as bait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RitualBlack Posted May 10, 2012 Share Posted May 10, 2012 Uh oh! I have a ruler, two classic game jewel cases, a usb 3.0 memory stick, some sticky notes and a calculator. Anyone know MacGyver's phone number? I may not be surviving the zombiepocalypse... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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