Thor. Posted February 28, 2013 Share Posted February 28, 2013 (edited) I was a hero once, but something got in my way, two doors leading to two places, what i did was i went through the wall. Sheogorath took pity on me, because that was the craziest thing he saw. Edited February 28, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 1, 2013 Author Share Posted March 1, 2013 Yes, what a pittance. A pittance of pity. I did take pity on you, mortal, a pittance of pity to be precise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 1, 2013 Share Posted March 1, 2013 (edited) Hmmm could a poison Apple kill an essential Imperial guard like myself... LETSS FIND OUT!!, game crashes. Edited March 1, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 2, 2013 Author Share Posted March 2, 2013 The game crashed! Oh no... what did it crash into? A wall? Some cheese? The Gatekeeper?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnubisRaven Posted March 3, 2013 Share Posted March 3, 2013 The Gatekeeper's dead! I killed him! And then I took his skin and made it into some drapes, before I remembered I didn't have windows and had to set them on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 3, 2013 Author Share Posted March 3, 2013 Oh they burned into a pretty sight... then the rug caught fire. It was quite funny watching my minions rush to put it out, but I grew tired of that game. I waved my hand and it started raining. Indoors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnubisRaven Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Indoor rain. Pha! Boring boring boring! You've got to summon some hungers if you want it done right, a BIG pack of hungers. Then rip out their entrails and use them to put out the fire! I had entrails once, before I grew bored of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 (edited) Also don't forget you're feet, you don't need them anymore. the reason is i couldn't stop running, i liked it to much, i ran over my head, down my back, on my legs, and in my ear, the ear part was fun. Edited March 4, 2013 by Thor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnubisRaven Posted March 4, 2013 Share Posted March 4, 2013 Ah! The ear is an amazing organ. Did you know that you can poison someone by pouring it in their ear? Not that I would know from experience! No, no! I just read it and... ok, I poisoned someone through their ear... and their mouth, and nose. Actually, I think it might have been the repeated stabbing that did them in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted March 5, 2013 Author Share Posted March 5, 2013 It was funny, though, they seemed to enjoy it. What with all the screams and moans... sounded like, well, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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