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For the lonnggest time i camped in Sheogoraths nose, but he sneezing was really annoying, i kept telling him to blow his nose, but he couldn't hear me, so i went into his ear instead, it had a great view so I decided to pitch a tent and fire there instead, much nicer. Once in awhile if you look closely you can see smoke coming out of his right ear..

i am that voice you see :whistling:

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And such an amazing voice it is. So fluent and funny. Why can't more voices be like that, eh? Because that would be orderly, of course! Keep the madness of a multitude of voices, and other long words to further my argument!

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Long words? Long words? Pha! Words words words. if ya really want to get somethin' done, you skip with the fancy talkin and rip out their entrails! That's what my father used to tell me anyway. O'course, I never did have a father. Or maybe I AM my father. Or he is me? In any case, he said that.

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Look, look, look, look at that dirt, see that dirt, star at that dirt, why do i want to dig, okay will dig... Digs for hours, suddenly a hole appears and see myself, Funny thing is its just a picture of myself, but its not really a picture of me, but my other me. Real fascinating, but i see no hole now, just dirt and snow. Its getting dark, maybe i should eat my other me, naahh pictures taste awful. Continues digging, what else shall i find, Lands on Sheogorath's shoulder.

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(Psst, Thor. We're meant to be Sheogorath and talk about the previous post. Just letting you know ;) )

 

And a mighty tall shoulder it be. If you survey the landscape from that perch, you'll find everything you're looking for! Except the things that you can't see, of course.

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Ahh, The WabbaJack. What does WabbaJack mean? Honestly, I'm not sure, I wasn't me when I named it. I thought for awhile about renaming it the "NottaJack" Because, as far as I know, it's not Jack. Of course, who is Jack? I don't know Jack.

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Giants? Giant CHEESE?

 

Ya know, some people seem to think that M'aiq the Liar and I are the same person. I can tell you that we're not. Of course, if I was, then, as a liar, I would be lyin.

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