Deleted54170User Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Tiolet paper? :tongue: The new Bidets have a gentle air dry function. :happy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gwork Posted February 8, 2018 Share Posted February 8, 2018 Oh boy! http://geekologie.com/2013/10/your-ass-isnt-worth-it-1-millionroll-gol.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamesAutumn Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 This topic is unending. We all know toilet paper is needed and that bidets are not safe. They don't guarantee the water is filtered, or that the bidet is regularly cleaned. As nice as some folks are, they may be terrible housekeepers. Toilet paper that is positioned so as to pull over is obviously the right choice to make to ensure a sanitary and pleasant experience. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMastersSon Posted February 9, 2018 Share Posted February 9, 2018 C'mon James, don't spoil the joke. IMO there is something fundamentally gratifying and righteous about streams of bacteria-contaminated toilet water being shot directly at the bungholes of these people. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 The really expensive bidet has a heating system and has a filter for keeping 1 micron size Amoeba out of your behind. So nothing bigger then an Amoeba gets through. If you have a water heater they are all cooked like lobsters when the tank heats up. If you've got the 1 micron filter after the series of charcoal, 5 micron filter, and Blu UV and a sediment line your safe from bacteria and the corpse of the smallest Amoeba is captured in the 1 micron filter. Of course if you have no filtration system at all in your house and you don't get your water from the Water Refinery which is supposed to be filled with chlorine. Chlorine kills everything and makes all of the bodies turn orange that were white. If you're living near the pond with a viaduct in Rome somewhere and you know why they like those long spears. Unfortunately some of them don't stop scratching with them and end up stuck on them so they are standing with the point sticking out of their head. Jetting micro size creatures into us while they are in their tiny suits with tiny vacuum sucking attachments for vacuuming blood out of our little capillaries isn't so bad. Their growing populations are what really cause the problems. Until we go on an alcohol drinking, tobacco chewing, and dope smoking binge to kick all of them out; the tape worms, Liver Flukes, Ring worms, and silly little Amoeba's floating around in the local rivers and fresh water ponds multiply faster than a speeding bullet. Until they heat the pool all those little miniature people are just a swim away. Don't forget your bottle of Whine. Oops! I meant Wine. You can use it to forget in the event the food gets burnt by the cook; because they were busy scratching at their trousers where the tapeworm itch was making them feel like they had to take a dump. Then they ran to the bathroom only to spray their butt with more little things to eat our insides out, and the food got burnt too; too much while they were sitting on the porcelain throne. Ooo! That fart felt good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soupdragon1234 Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 When I was a kid I thought under was better so was on a mission to turn around every toilet holder in the house to under whilst my mother (the habitual distributer of toilet paper) sought to put them over-side. Thereby started a battle of toilet paper orientation that lasted until was old enough to leave home. She eventually gave up against the mysterious toilet paper disorientater and placed them in the under position, upon which point I decided that over was better and promptly turned them all the other way.Maybe she should have just gone with the flow earlier but then she never did grasp the concept of reverse psychology. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted March 21, 2018 Share Posted March 21, 2018 :laugh: Ah the memories of the good ol' days living under our parents roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJStoner Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Whenever I am at someone's house and the paper is oriented to the under position I have an immediate desire to burn the entire place to the ground. It may seem petty but I firmly believe it is a sure sign of an evil and diseased mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thumbincubation Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 Damn, AJ. Most people save that immediate desire for when they see a spider. :geek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxsdad Posted May 3, 2018 Share Posted May 3, 2018 I always thought the orientation depended on whether you wipe from the front or the rear. And, no, there is no third choice... we're not talking about Brylcreem, where dabbing is allowed. (if you're not at least 50, you probably won't understand that.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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