Corrupt a Wish(game)

[brokenergy]

Granted but you were not paid penalty rates

 

I wish a hoverboard

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. The hoverboard wishes you back before flying away forever.

 

I wish I wasn't almost out of cough drops.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, you are completely out of cough drops, the nearest place that has them is a four hour drive away, they only have one box left, the customers are already starting a bidding war on it, and you don't have any way to get there.

 

I wish more people knew that fireflies are beetles.

[YoungSinatra]

Granted, now everyone knows fireflies are beetles, and they lose all appreciation for them and start a worldwide extermination of all beetle species.

 

I wish I wasn't out of smokes.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. Your home is so full of them that you can't get inside.

 

I wish everyone would quit smoking.

[brokenergy]

Granted, but they started to smoke pot instead

 

I wish for cliffracers to die a horrible death

[YoungSinatra]

Granted. After a small strike upon them they become a supernova, dying in agony but destroying everything else on the planet with them.

 

I wish for people to stop being so disapproving of marijuana and/or the smokers of such.

Edited May 19, 2014 by YoungSinatra

[The_Vyper]

Granted, all people now disapprove of everyone, resulting in a conflict where everybody is against everybody and there are no survivors. At all. Anywhere. Period. [insert additional redundant phrase here]

 

I wish [redacted by the WBC].

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted, but [redacted by the NSA, MI6, U2, MC5, KMFDM, and PUSA].

 

I wish I could think of a few more good initialisms and mock-initialisms.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, you thought of FBI, CIA, DOD, DOT, MADD, AA, DXS, FSB, PETA, SS, NFL, NBA, NHL, WWE, PS4, EU, & OEOHFPPE, but you didn't use them.

 

I wish I knew what sadistic linguist decided that the fear of large words should be called 'hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia'.