Corrupt a Wish(game)

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but they're zombies and they're after you. You're so mesmerized by their musical skills (which they've retained in full) that you don't even try to fight or flee. When they catch they...OMG! It's just too horrible! They...they...they turn you into a Twilight vampire! AAaagghh!

 

I wish I'd been able to spend more time at Lake Ouachita this year.

[mattlittlej]

Granted, but it's via Italian cement shoes, capiche?

 

I wish I could do a better job at ignoring my sugar cravings.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. You're distracted by cravings for fat and salt instead.

 

I wish I'd gone to bed an hour ago.

[brokenergy]

Granted but you only slept for 10 min

 

I wish NBC invested more in smart comedies rather than CBS trash

[mattlittlej]

Granted, but despite raving reviews praising the topics, writing, and characters the ratings are abysmal and they never get past the pilots.

 

I wish the cut on my finger would heal up faster.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. It heals so freakishly fast that medical researchers from far and wide want to study you, and none of them will leave you alone until they do.

 

I wish my old car (seen here when I got it in 2008) wasn't showing its age as much today.

[The_Vyper]

Granted. It no longer shows its age because it has ceased to exist.

 

I wish I could transform into a functioning, high-speed, land-sea-air vehicle. Right now, all I can manage is the human pretzel.

[brokenergy]

Granted but the government grounded you due to safety conserns

 

I wish for Moon Wizard

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. In an alternate universe, Frank Zappa's daughter Moon Unit was adopted by Don Herbert, a.k.a. Mr. Wizard. Now she's visiting our universe, and she wants to say hi.

 

I wish I had a winning lottery ticket.

[The_Vyper]

Granted, but you only won one dollar.

 

I wish public education didn't such harder than a black hole.