YoungSinatra Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Granted, the assessment was assessing how good of a sacrifice you would make to raise the Dark Lord. You were a perfect candidate.I wish that the media wasn't so full of crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Wish granted because the media is no longer full of crap.... it is overflowingI wish I could have finished my performance when I was in Russia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 (edited) Granted. The Russians loved it, and wrote such good reviews that Putin ordered a private performance. He hated it, though, and banned you from ever visiting Russia again. I wish I could go to England one of these years. Edited April 30, 2014 by AaronOfMpls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Granted but you were stopped at the airport due to drug possestion I wish to pass my driving test Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Wish granted....you passed and now have a license for driving people crazy.I wish commercials on TV weren't so bloody stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted - they are now incessantly irritating, despite making perfect sense. I wish that it was 10pm instead of 1am, so I wouldn't feel guilty about being awake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 Granted, http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7movmRWmZ1ro41bmo1_400.jpg I wish for more Mean Girls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YoungSinatra Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, 90% of the female population is now mean, and they start murdering off all the men in society. Gradually the Human Race ceases to exist, with no way for them to reproduce. Good job there dude. I wish that infomercials just plain didn't exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, but regular commercial breaks last three times as long and now take up 75% of program time. I wish I didn't have arachnophobia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted May 2, 2014 Share Posted May 2, 2014 Granted, you no longer fear spiders... instead you fear technology! Hah! I wish for a penguin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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