Corrupt a Wish(game)

[billyro]

Granted, here is $1.

 

I wish my neighbours would stop using heavy machinery for once in their lives.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. They stop for one day, then resume even more intensively.

 

I wish I'd remembered to pick up that book on Friday.

[duwenbasden]

You do remember to pick up the book on Friday, except I can't turn back time so nothing is solved.

 

I wish I can get a house around here for cheap.

[brokenergy]

Granted, it was near a waste dump for nuclear waste and a domestic airport

 

I wish for some honey

[billyro]

Granted, but you must retrieve it from a buzzing hive.

 

I wish I could pre-load Bound by Flame.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. It then misreads your system setup and unloads itself because it thinks it can't run.

 

I wish I didn't have a bunch of forms to fill out.

[brokenergy]

Granted, you had more forms to fill

 

I wish I passed my driving test

[duwenbasden]

Granted. Now you can drive a Little Tikes.

 

I wish it isn't wet outside.

[AaronOfMpls]

Granted. Now it's frozen instead.

 

I wish I could think of a better wish than "I wish I could think of a better wish."

[YoungSinatra]

Granted; You come up with the most easily corruptible wish ever made, and receive so much flac for it on here that you hence-forth delete your account out of shame.

 

I wish that they had or will continue(d) the T.V. series Breaking Bad.