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There once was a sailing whaling man who one day at sea could not find his mug.

Another lad aboard the ship turned to him and said, It is still on your face.

Deleted54170User is me too.  It's just like having another account that was here, but didn't get set up with my present one previously, because I thought we weren't allowed to have more than one account.  

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Ummm so how can you be in two places at once? Is it like quantum mechanics? 

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I aim to please, but because I missed the target, the mop lady has posted a sign that says You aim too please.  When I looked she always sits down to, that isn't fair.

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I recently witnessed a parking enforcement officer issuing a ticket to a citizen who had parked in a crosswalk. It was an older fellow who was handicapped and had the valid placard displayed properly, yet he was still parked in the crosswalk... two spaces away from an official, empty handicapped spot. It may have been open when he first parked, I don't know, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. Here's the best part though: As he was pleading his case that he was entitled because of his handicapped placard to the enforcement officer, I overheard him say, 'Well, when they issued me the placard, they didn't say anything about not parking in crosswalks.'

I nearly laughed myself into traffic!

Yeah, whenever you're issued a bus pass they don't tell you that you're not supposed to step in front of a moving bus either. That's something that you kind of just know. Besides, isn't not parking in crosswalks covered in the driving manual anyways? If it's not then it damned well should be, because you really have to spell it out to some folks.

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On 4/30/2024 at 6:47 AM, zixi said:

Ummm so how can you be in two places at once? Is it like quantum mechanics? 

 

I am Such a Child especially when it comes to playing with new toys.  I just had to try the Delete button in the accounts to see what it Deleted. XD

So now, all my previous posts in the original account are under are listed with Deleted54170User that's me first account which me user name that was and stil is Pagafyr too.

When it was my actual account, all my posts and threads are still there, because Delete Account only deletes the username and profile pages.  Since I Deleted them I was able to set up a new account, because my username "Pagafyr" was no longer in the system, and I set up the new account and profile as Pagafyr again.

I so love new toys.  Sadly, sometimes I break them.

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6 hours ago, Pagafyr said:

I so love new toys.  Sadly, sometimes I break them.

The worse thing you can do, when you're designing, is to make a big red button with: Do not press... Because some of us just have to press it... It just is.

On 5/4/2024 at 4:36 AM, UsernameWithA9 said:

Yeah, whenever you're issued a bus pass they don't tell you that you're not supposed to step in front of a moving bus either.

When I was a student - my friend, training to be a radiographer said that someone was brought into hospital because he was knocked down by an ambulance he stepped in front of, fascinated by the noise and the flashing lights. Apparently they picked him up and carried on to the original emergency. 

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Person ahead of me at the fast food place stood in line for fifteen minutes.  When they got to the clerk the clerk asked them what they wanted.

The person said, I don't know.  The person took another five minutes to decide.

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14 minutes ago, Pagafyr said:

The person took another five minutes to decide.

Let me guess, for the fifteen minutes prior to reaching the clerk, this person was most likely on their phone. Right? Posting to Twitter or some other such BS. After you got your order and ate it, did you enjoy your 'fast' food?

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I looked at the clerk when it was my turn.   Just for fun I asked.  Do you like Espresso'?

He looked at me winking at him nodding toward the person walking away and Laughed at my joke.  Starry eyed bunch of white tail bucks work there.  

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