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wasder

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So do you mind telling me who you are? I'm kind of interested in your name, age, hair color, eye color, sexual orientation, if you ever had sex, what weapon you are using, if you like this, and if you know Rick Astley. *I'm Henry, 5 years old, I am blonde, I have blue eyes, I am homosexual, I had sex with multiple 30 year olds, I'm using a .44 magnum, I like this, and HELL YEAH I KNOW RICK ASTLEY*. Hmm, I see, so you like killing people? *Uhh, yeah*. I see, but you are going to get a criminal record, AND someday you're gonna have to retire, without money, or dead. *Wait, what?* You heard me, you're going to die in here, Khajiit, you're going to DIE in here. *Oh, ehh. <grabs nearest stick and smacks Happifase unconscious, then raping him and shooting him with his .44>*

 

 

Yeah, those would be mine.

Oh, italic are kids words, bold are mine.

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