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When I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up my car, I was told the keys had been locked inside it. I went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that side."
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I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
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Here's one from my corner of the world... Question: Why doesn't Columbus, Ohio get it's own professional football team? Answer: Because they know that if they did then Cleveland and Cincinnati would both want one too.
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OMG! My red one's a fatty!
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It is indeed suitable, and don't worry so much! Everything I've ever seen you do is beautiful and I would never object to you posting it here. Thank you for making my garden that much more beautiful.
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I'm very glad to see that you're still writing and sharing it with us.
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Now I better understand why I like your stories so much... you're just as eclectic as I am!
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Excellent. Reminds me a little of my favorite old game, Doom.
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Christmassy clicks!
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Thank you!
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Welcome and I hope you stick around!
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Sweet...
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The videos and pics are probably genuine, but the "mysterious light spiral" itself is obviously man-made, a projection or some other hoax of that nature.
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Thanks, and I'll try...
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I'm glad you decided to post here! I know I gave the thread a specific theme of romance and eroticism when I created it, and I get doomy and gloomy here as well, but I do enjoy many different themes in poetry. I'm actually working on a poem now that has a sci-fi combat theme. But it's looooong and not quite ready to be posted yet...
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Thank you, and yes, these are all written by me. I have written many poems and song lyrics; I may post more but I'm not sure if I'd like to share them all here... though I have to say it could get quite addictive. ;) I don't really listen to Cannibal Corpse, but I listen to Death metal-like bands like Dethklok, Converge, Slipknot, All That Remains, Textures; to Black metal like Cradle of Filth, Belphegor, Emperor, Satyricon, and Dimmu Borgir. I think the Not Real song was mostly inspired by All That Remains and Sevendust, with the addition of a Holocaust class I took. I love Cradle Of Filth! I use the intros to many of their songs as part of my Oblivion soundtrack!
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Black Ninjas and Little Fairies!
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Thank you for visiting my garden. I love this poem, and am flattered that I could help inspire you. I also just read the Death Metal Song... did you write it as well? I'm a fan of bands like Cannibal Corpse and found the lyrics very fitting. I look forward to seeing more of your work.
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This is really cool.
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People constantly grow and change. It is the nature of life and being human. Today I am not exactly the same person I was yesterday. And nobody is out there collecting my old parts.
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I love, but loved am I? Why does my lover's touch make me cry? I feel alone though this space we share; My empty heart cold with despair. All alone in a crowded room; All alone in a world of gloom. How much more must a person take? How much longer before her heart breaks? Where to find love in this world of danger? Where to find love in a world of strangers? My heart I must hide for fear of pain; My heart I can never surrender again. I cannot escape my deepest fear Of betrayal again from one I hold dear. It is my choice to suffer alone, To carry my burdens all on my own. My own oppressor, I sit here and cry, Certain of loneliness to the day when I'll die.