Mercbird

Corpse masher, hehe, ever noticed how if you open the cage at the top of the tower the poor male without a father in it can be found impaled on the centre spike? Bit of a grisly ride, but funny. I have tried tossing someone on to it from the top, but it doesnt quite work the same....

NIN. Pretty Hate Machine. That kind of a day. Nostalgic, I mean :P Edit: Add HIM. Three letter day then.

Hey Ginji, My favourite is a shock or freeze on touch spell, and the co-operation of a slaughter fish. You swim up quietly underneath a teeth-with-fins *censored*, touch on the tail, and watch it float to the top, shuddering...mmmm...sushi. On ice :closedeyes: What can I say, it's one way to up your destruction, and it amuses me :blush:

Ha, I missed that, but then I read Eric sooo long ago. Must admit, I prefer the Iliad when it is wearing Brad Pitt in a leather skirt ... I noticed that the Imperial Legionaire armour in Oblivion has that leather skirt ... ooo ;D

Dune - Frank Herbert. Again. Ran out of Terry Pratchet and money :(

Same with gimme-gimme-gimme-bugritillbuyitinnastore-bloodgrass. So I'm now the holy crusader, knight of the nine blah blah. The woodland graces me by not biting me in the ass every two seconds ('cept for mudcrabs!?) Very nice. But everything bites my horses ass every two seconds. Meh. Fetching a book for the Mages Guild from Count Hassildor in Skingrad. I meet his necro assistant in the field at two in the morning, whip his butt and thrash his two buddies in short order. The Count arrives at a run claiming to have saved my life. My diary claims he saved my life. Someone is not in possession of all the facts because I most assuredly saved his vampiric behind, seems to me. And to prove it I whipped his behind too. Yep. Reload. :glare:

My favourite moment is visiting Else God-Hater in Skingrad. Ask her, just ask her. She gets my vote for favourite character in Oblivion. Untill she decides to wear a dress that is :P

Must be why I had the incredible urge to drink myself into a stupor. Harr... No wait, that was pms. Argh.

Man, I'm immediately reverting to my bad old goth days, dark brown is too close. :P Edit: I'm very very glad my brothers insisted I build my own pc if I want one. I still let them choose the parts though. Maby I should just go red then. Hair I mean.

So basically I will get to vote again when I'm forty. And you'll be 26 an a half then. Man I'm not sure I'll be able to see the screen by then. :rolleyes: >runs crying for her eye cream<

Pinning this would be the politest thing to do, for the sake of the future mental health of 14 year olds.

(She's in one of the shops, just standing around, I forgot the name) Early morning shift change in the south west guard tower, Imperial city. I'm waiting for the watch captain to rise from his slumber, wondering if it'll help to go up there and kiss him. Sitting down on an uncomfortable bench, minding my own business especialy seeing as how I'm carrying a full load of stolen goodies. Enters four guards from two doors and three from the barracks on top. And every one starts looking for food, and a chair. One is running so hard to get down from the crate he climbed on to get fed before his buddy who snatched the apple from the table, that anyone who comes near him gets shoved into the table sending everything flying, repeatedly. All the while they prentending there's nothing going on, with statements like 'I'm your relief'. The answer? "Good, I'm hungry' And then they go at it again... Or maby they like a good game of king of the hill. And I missed the exit of the watch captain :P

Ever noticed how most of the people you have to go 'rescue' from caves they shouldn't be in in the first place are mostly... dead. Stop calling it fighters/mages guild tasks and just call it waking the dead. And I used to be an alchemist.

When you see big yellow exclamations in the game it means that there is still some mesh or texture files that are not in the right place. It could also be the mod that may have something missing or is corrupted. After a couple of those yellow exclamation moments with Morrowind I started installing plugins the following way: 1. Open the plugin with winrar or zip or whatever you are using. EDIT Make sure that you can see the plugin file and the files changed by the mod, meshes, textures and so on as well as the plugin file. You know, the one with the swiss army knife icon. If you only see 'Data files' double click to open it up. 2. Double click the following;(for a default installation) my computer, the drive you installed the game in (default C), Program Files, Bethesda Softworks, Oblivion and leave it open there (C:\Program Files\Bethesda Softworks\Oblivion). You should see a folder called 'Data files' and a couple of others. 3. Size both of these windows so that you can see both at the same time. 4. Drag the folders from the downloaded plugin file you opened in step one and drop them into the 'Data files' folder. When it ask you if it should overwrite files, click on 'yes to all' This way you also won't clutter your data file with all the readme's and screenshots, also why I dont like extracting directly into the data file. The cleanup is a female dog. I hardly ever have any problems with plugins, and if I do its a conflict with another mod or the reasons given at the top. EDIT: Do this only after following Stampede's instructions with the backups and stuff, of course

I was taking a stroll outside the Imperial City, looking for souls to trap for my smaller soulgems so I use them and get them out off my inventory. The music alerts me to the fact that something has seen me and has decided that I'm lunch, as I cant see it in the undergrowth I assume that its something small like a rat or a mudcrab. Noticing a rock that will give me some elevation, I jump on it and get ready to wack...and imediately start taking damage! I look at the grass, I look at the sky (Morrowwind reaction), I look at the tree and find absolutely nothing. Finally I look at my feet. On the rock. And notice that it seems to have a waving tail, and ocasionally a snout, and a ear sticking out here and there. Yup, my rock had a inner wolf dying to come out!

...the banana bread baked by the actress, who is still singing "I'm getting married on the 8th of July..." As Gusto tucks into the banana bread she shrieks " Stop eating the wedding cake with such...such...gusto!" after which she runs crying into the wings, looking for the wedding invitations. Gusto shakes his head and mutters...

...at the same as Was said: 'Eish...it is a proooblem. Which witch is which, or hctiw (pronounced who) which has the key?' And Wat said "Nice chorus boys, now quickly let me help you with this bi-perpendicular dimension thing before we run into my oge-retla Taw, or worse my big sister What..." And right at that moment...

IE, XP Pro, firewall was disabled when I downloaded :blush: Before I followed the instructions for the 'add to trusted sites' bit, I also had the negative number thing (-54) after I added them, the google toolbar wanted to blok the pop-up window, but after I clicked 'allow pop up' there were no further problems. Downloaded: 2789-1-Vermillion and Silverthorn Robes by Kafei-TESSource, running Adaware and Spybot S&D.

...putting a girl between his legs. Or learning the rephrased dance move of that... erm ... nature. Or at the very least learn a dance move in which he doesnt gore his partner with a well oiled horn. So the Bird in the merc attempts to slide herself along the floor between Stampede's oily horns, but her hand slips and she finds herself pondering masculinity in general, and baG and Oloh and the danceteacher kihclaM in particular, thinking....

...discovers that snoozing in a waterbed as a big hair gorrilla was probably not a good idea, and females in silky dresses dont hang around to watch that type of thing so...

The bird drops into a dead faint at the sight of her hero and cries " Its been sooo looonely without you and I cant find my brain, and this poor ghoul has been lost in oblivion and thinks we are dooooomed" Three tears of joy slips from her left eye and....

Beacause she's strapped into a LeFemme gimp suit, and obviously suffering. I couldnt believe it when I saw what that stupid plugin provided, a strappy-male fantasy purple gimp s&m bloody barbie doll suit. With high heels.

Yah Im getting old. >takes a tweezer and starts hunting for grey hair< Must be from the 80/90 as thats when I hit my clubbing peak. After I could legally drink.Of course. What ? >subtracts two decades from 31< Oh

I actually even played CSI dark motives >hangs head in shame< to relieve my Oblivion-less depression. It lasted two days >bangs forehead against Switch's third desk repeatedly<

If I'm rediscovering the joys of VNV Nation and Apoptygma Bezerk am I getting old? If you add to that list Toten Hosen and Rammstein, NIN, Depeche Mode, Nitzer Ebb, Oingo Boingo, Marylin Manson's Beautiful people, Stabbing Westwards, Portishead, Radiohead, Rosetta Stone, Razed in Black,Placebo, Dead can Dance, The Apex Theory and wait for it Gorrillaz, then apart from the last it seems I'm having a retro monent and a half here. To drive I throw in a bit of Grieg and while I'm moving a bit of sweat and swearing.