MalachiDelacot

You can not be older than dirt. I helped God invent dirt, and you were not there then....

I am old enough to remember when Michael Jackson was a good-looking little black boy. That was years before he turned into an ugly white woman and died....

Instead of making comments; follow your own rules... dork !

He was speaking dark elf Morrowindese, you N'wah !

*I like* when I lived in Colorado Springs. I am so envious. Wish I was still there.

I held the boards for Noah....

*I Like* < sarcastic voice > how many people making mods for a game seem to think that if it's worth doing, it's worth over doing....

*I Like* when I was a photographer for a university in Texas, I had to attend an event that included some local officals. Upon entering the facility, I notice eveybody was given name sickers to wear that were printed: "Hello, I'm _______". And the woman doing the print was doing them 'last name, first name'. I could not help myself, so I told her my name was Chris Ludi. She fixed me up with a tag that stated: "Hello, I'm Ludi, Chris". Some of the people that knew me gave me puzzled looks. Only one woman caught it and bust out laughing....

Mere babe in the woods ! I'm old enough to be your Gr-- ..uh... Fa--... uh, older brother !

The food thing might be a very mild case of nausea. Try sipping Ginger Ale. It helps. Worked wonders for me when I was getting treatment.

*I Like* even though, according to the number under my profile picture the number of my posts in Nexus is 645, yet there is a post count on the right side of this page ( at the top ) showing I have 761 posts in this thread alone. And there are posts in other threads that appear to be done by me. *I Like* Not having been forced to learn the math used on this. *I Like* that at least I know what I meant in the above statements....

The neighbor, using a chainsaw to cut down a dead tree....

Since I live at the a$$ end of no-where, and shopping is limited, ( nearest WalMart is an hour and a half away ) I often shop at Amazon ( non-paid for plug ) . They keep wanting me to do product reviews. You would think by now they would know better than ask. Last purchase was Southern Sweet Tea mix. *I like* the review I gave it: ".Since I keep hydrated, I drink a lot of this. Usually, I fill a gallon container with water and let it sit for about two hours to let the water warm a bit. Makes the sugar easier to dissolve. Pour the measured amount of product into the water. So easy to mix, you can do this while your eyes are closed, left-handed, standing on one foot while you sing Pop goes the Weasel. Chill, pour into a glass, add ice cubes if desired, drink, and enjoy. Burps optional...."

*I Like* the chipmunk I've fed the past two summers survived a cat attack, and after a three-day absence has returned to beg for food again....