Funniest kill

[TheCalliton]

What!?You can actualy stick spikes into enemys!?Is it a mod,because i would realy enjoy it! :P

 

You cannot actually do it in vanilla Oblivion, but often when an enemy lands on one, it gives that effect. (though the spike doesn't actually go through them it sticks to their skeleton or something.) Just try pinning bandits to doors with arrows inside wilderness houses, hitting people with magic weapons so they go flying into things, etc. all can be done in vanilla Oblivion. It's one of the fortunate things about its physics system.

where can I get vanilla oblivion?? I really want it

vanilla oblivion is unmodded oblivion

[Ryutouchdown]

once i had wacky deaths power level 5 and i had a bounty on my head

I hit the guard so hard that he did a flip into the air and landed right next to a guard

[Deleted1848331User]

my funniest kill was on my PS3. If you know that essential chick from the scamp staff quest, using daedric arrows I nailed her to the ceiling, and it was funnier because everytime she was resurrect (essentialness sucks) she would die again. After I completed the quest she was back down with the arrow in her eye, and when she gave me the ring and wasnt essential again, she died xD I couldnt stop laughing for like 5 min.

[Deleted1848331User]

It wont let me edit my previous post for some reason, but I remembered a few more funny ones.

 

One of them is a mod, it has catapults, so I killed the adoring fan and lifted him on it (another mod) and then activated it and when he came back down I was like "WDMFH?!?!?!?!" Because he was still alive. Freaking scared the hell out of me. Guess the Divines couldn't handle how annoying he is.

 

The next one also involves the adoring fan. I was in oblivion, and then when a daedroth killed him his body went all stretchy all over the place and the daedroth died for some reason and I was laughing so hard (yet I didnt get to do it.... bummer) and his stretchy head got pulled (be me :whistling:) into the lava and his whole body caught on fire, and since I use deadly reflexes his body turned into one of those burnt corpses xD It was so funny, but Oblivion crashed shortly after because a mob of daedra came after me and I turned to fast when I was drawing my weapon lol.

[Vindekarr]

heres a few more of my timeless slaughters:

 

So Im doing the (superb) Scarlet Monestary inspired Scarlet Dungeon mod for and I slice a certain boss in half via Deadly Reflex. But then a certain inquisitor revives the boss, both halves! The legs and torso were being seen as seperate entities by the game, so I was suddenly having to fight a levitating torso wth a mace and a pair of possessed pants!

 

I loled so hard.

 

In another one, I was infiltrating castle bravil to do a little grand larceny. Two guards barred my path. So I uttered an irritated sigh, muttered something about wasting my frikkin time and shot the first one right through her heart. Blood everywhere. But the deadly reflex glitched, so she kept bleedin and bleedin and bleedin. Because as the second guard died in identicle fashion, he tipped his dead comrade over. And blood was SPIRTING out of her left breast in this half metre tall geyser that remained for the entire time it took me to rob the palace,

 

yuck!

 

And finaly, I was in Imperial City when some arrogant little Mythic Dawn twats decided to commit suicide on the end of my axe. I obliged them but Hastrel Ottus was shot in the back of the head by one of the guards. Who's comrades then turned on her, she went beserk and started killing civilians, so the guards shot her dead, then started killing eachother until one remained alive. At which point finished him off. This left a pile of corpses in the middle of the IC market 4 deep, because backup kept coming, and in the end one woman's missed shot wiped out 88 guards.

 

D'OH!

[Buttni]

What!?You can actualy stick spikes into enemys!?Is it a mod,because i would realy enjoy it! :P

 

You cannot actually do it in vanilla Oblivion, but often when an enemy lands on one, it gives that effect. (though the spike doesn't actually go through them it sticks to their skeleton or something.) Just try pinning bandits to doors with arrows inside wilderness houses, hitting people with magic weapons so they go flying into things, etc. all can be done in vanilla Oblivion. It's one of the fortunate things about its physics system.

where can I get vanilla oblivion?? I really want it

vanilla oblivion is unmodded oblivion

FAIL :wallbash:

[Twinmo]

I was doing a dark brotherhood quest. You know the one where you have to kill some guy that travels between cities. I check my map and the guy is close by so i go there and then a message says i killed him. Turns out he was pepperd with arrows by a group of bandits and he was supposed to be a master in destruction. Shortest amount of time i used on a quest.

[Vindekarr]

Yeah...

 

The DB quests are fifty times more fun with Better Cities, which among other things lets you freerun across rooftops and generaly do the sort of stuff that AC2 fans usualy use as an excuse to berate oblivion fans for their inability to participate in. Like jump of chimneys, and "press X to win"

 

Anywho I was up on such a rooftop one night this week and I was really rather cranky. Because I'd just downloaded natural Environments, which while a superb mod, had mostly just made it rain. And I hated rain, it made sniping harder via a shortened targeting distance. I was on the DB quest to kill the draconises. And the arrogantest, bitchiest guard of all, celia, was dead in sights. My weapon of choice was a scoped arbelest crossbow, not a very practical weapon, but if you can manage 100% accuracy, and I usualy can, then its one shot, one kill.

 

So I wait for caelia to enter my killzone, a strip of flooded leyawiin street that offered perfect line of sight to my perch atop a large house. Caelia gets closer and I focus up. Line up the crossbow scope, and let fly. The bolt, which I'd amusing textured caelia's name onto, hit her in the pupil of her right eye and slammed though the occiptal, frontal, and temporal lobes of her brain, a fine shot. But to my great amusment, caelia's corpse did a 270 degree backflip from the force of the mighty crossbow, and landed head first in a barrel, her legs sticking out, like a life sized doll thrown in the trash. I left that kill laughing.

[SillyKristy]

Random blind luck caught this one on video:

Well, not completely random; I did want to see what would happen, I just didn't expect it to be that cool.

 

True random blind luck got this one from WoW, though:

 

And then there's--

!

 

Not every funny death gets caught on video, of course. One time I was up over 100% spell absorb, and fighting the King of Miscarcand, a most powerful lich. Except that he has no non-magical means of dealing damage. So I broke a few weak weapons over his head skilling up weapon skills.

 

Here's one that I took a screenshot of, after the fact (may be NSFW: topless female, but her back is all that's showing): Goblin and Altmer, best friends forever (even in death).

 

That's all I got for now...

[McMutton]

I was doing that Order of the Virtuous Blood quest, and went off to kill the villain, that vampire. After I went through the caves that he was in, I found him and he began this long monologue, concluding with how he would easily kill me. And AS SOON as we begin fighting, I cut his head off. It was the first attack, even. So much for killing me.