Stanhead Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 My toenail just, for some reason, decided to fall off my toe. Has this ever happened to you? Should I see my dentist about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyGilbert Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 if I were you I wouldnt put *spam alert* on the thread thats is just asking for trouble and you yourself was a moderator once so you should know this anyway, a dentist wont help but puting a bandaid lightly around that toe is a good idea and remember not to bump it! it will fully grow back in about 4 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanhead Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 if I were you I wouldnt put *spam alert* on the thread thats is just asking for trouble and you yourself was a moderator once so you should know this anyway, a dentist wont help but puting a bandaid lightly around that toe is a good idea and remember not to bump it! it will fully grow back in about 4 months<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Let me put my responses into a small list: 1. Yeah I knew that. I'm always asking for trouble. :P 2. Don't dentists specialise in toe surgery? 3. 4 MONTHS!?!?! :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 The toe has failed you. Clearly the only solution is to remove it. I suggest you use an axe for maximum efficiency, though a shotgun will work if you have nothing else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThetaOrionis01 Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Next time, don't trim your toenails with your teeth. Is your name Dave Lister, by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanhead Posted March 18, 2005 Author Share Posted March 18, 2005 The toe has failed you. Clearly the only solution is to remove it. I suggest you use an axe for maximum efficiency, though a shotgun will work if you have nothing else.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I don't need to remove it. It removed itself. BTW Check out my new signature! :laugh2: *Holds up head* *Sees armed police* *Holds up another head* *Gets shot* :X And to Theta, nope. My name is Adam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peregrine Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 No no, you're supposed to remove the toe. It has failed you by rejecting the toenail you gave it. It is corrupt, and must be punished for this failure. You must remove it to restore your body's purity. It is far better to be toe-less than to allow weakness to remain unpunished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark0ne Posted March 18, 2005 Share Posted March 18, 2005 Isn't that a sign of radiation sickness? Is your hair falling out? Are you bleeding from your ears and eyes? Are you experiencing blackouts? You have 24 hours to live. Have a great day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanhead Posted March 19, 2005 Author Share Posted March 19, 2005 Isn't that a sign of radiation sickness? Is your hair falling out? Are you bleeding from your ears and eyes? Are you experiencing blackouts? You have 24 hours to live. Have a great day!<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Oh no! The 24 hours are almost up! AAAARHGH! *Dies* *Gets shot* :X Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morbid_Pathologist Posted March 19, 2005 Share Posted March 19, 2005 Next time, don't trim your toenails with your teeth. Is your name Dave Lister, by any chance?<{POST_SNAPBACK}> hahaha, red dwarf, good show =) if the toe isnt happy then you should sleep with it...or throw it out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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