Pagafyr Posted April 21, 2024 Share Posted April 21, 2024 A: It is called Old Mexico by the people who moved to New Mexico. Q: What has eighteen legs and catches flies? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted April 21, 2024 Share Posted April 21, 2024 A: Excellent question. It was originally called 'Old Mexico' once it had aged a bit. It can't be called 'old' when it's still 'young '- of course. But the locals translated 'Old Mexico' into their own dialect because they found it hard to pronounce. Q: Why are most coins round? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 21, 2024 Share Posted April 21, 2024 (edited) A1: A flypaper testing rig. Hey, they've gotta do QA on the stuff somehow! A2: So they can roll away when you fumble them or flub a coin toss. Edited April 21, 2024 by AaronOfMpls ytpo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 21, 2024 Share Posted April 21, 2024 (edited) Oops! and... Q: How do you go to the bathroom in space? Edited April 21, 2024 by AaronOfMpls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zixi Posted April 21, 2024 Share Posted April 21, 2024 A: Carefully. Q: Why does it always rain on a public holiday? Arghhhh! I somehow missed Pagafyr answer (which I love!) so his excellent questions didn't get an answer... sorry! I'll try to answer it now. Ans: 9 people with fly swatters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deleted156886133 Posted April 21, 2024 Share Posted April 21, 2024 (edited) A: If it's always raining on your holidays, it's because you have the Rainy Day Life Simulation software package installed. Before birth, humans are assigned a comprehensive assortment of life simulation packages according to choices your parents make. My parents did the same thing to me so I contacted the National Bureau of Applied Consciousness and, for a nominal fee, had my software updated to include nothing but sunny holidays. Now, if I could only do something about the Girlfriend software simulations. I seem to get all the crazies. I notified the NBAC and they said they're working on a new simulation. Apparently, my current simulation was based off of Catherine Tramell from Basic Instinct. Q: Why are puppies so damned cute? Edited April 21, 2024 by UsernameWithA9 None of your business Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagafyr Posted April 21, 2024 Share Posted April 21, 2024 A: Last damned cute puppy grew up to become a Tramp and saved a grown up protected puppy named Lady; they had puppies. So all the puppies born to the Lady and the Tramp have turned out so so cute and oh so cuddly. Q: Why do the cows, horses, sheep, Llamas, and goats turn their backs to the wind while grazing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oblivionaddicted Posted April 22, 2024 Share Posted April 22, 2024 (edited) Because they have spent a too long tiem reading Gone with the wind If a sneaky Japanese and a small Maori have a child will it be a shinhobbit? Edited April 25, 2024 by Oblivionaddicted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drakefell01 Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 A: Five celestial pigs run the internet. Q: How could you fix the sahara desert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted April 25, 2024 Share Posted April 25, 2024 A: Depends. Does it need to be spayed, or neutered? Q: How do they get the toothpaste into the tube? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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