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I'm not sure what my avatar will look like yet. Hmm?

 

A mentally castrated old warrior that survived the holocaust while suffering PTSDD, Pillow Talk having Sex with his pillow while talking on the phone with Doris Day?

 

A hardened old soldier that only got that way because he ended up polishing chairs with his uniforms trousers, after he met "Francis the Talking Mule"?

 

A cowboy who was destined to be a Sheriff only to find out his parent's home was really "The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas"? Hmm?

 

Maybe I should go get my drawing of the 'Dragon emerging from a star, the star was actually his egg, from outer space heading for Earth to consume Earth with his fire breath that smelled so bad all the world air breathing creatures passed out from the smell' drawing? :dance:

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If not for Werne, I would have thought that you were faithful to your penis :tongue:

 

Well, that too of course. :tongue: (if letting one's dick do all the thinking is considered being faithful to it, that is :P)

 

Dragons Breath. P U!

 

I WIN!

 

Dragons Breath eh?

 

I'll give you dragons breath: Yol... TOOR SHUL!!!

Winning

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guardians of the galaxy premiers next week, i am so going to see that movie. Its better then star wars and Avengers combined, wait.?.

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Well, if anything, I am not craving hugs anymore.

Well, with all this penis talk, I'm pretty sure I can guess what you're craving for now. :tongue:

 

If not for Werne, I would have thought that you were faithful to your penis :tongue:

Well, that too of course. :tongue: (if letting one's dick do all the thinking is considered being faithful to it, that is :tongue:)

Apparently, I'm very faithful to the little Werne. My wife said she's yet to see me think with my own head. :tongue:

 

And my psychiatrist said I have an unhealthy attachment to my penis. I think she's just jealous cause she doesn't have one. I'd give her mine if I weren't married though, she's 52 but still damn hot.

 

 

 

By the way, for all the inexperienced guys, older women have the most important thing - experience. I still remember my neighbor, 47 years old, me young and horny, she was hot and always making the little Werne stand at the ready. After two months of me laying down the groundwork and wooing her, we finally ended up in bed while her son was working the night shift. He still doesn't like me cause of that.

 

That night I had the best sex ever, nothing before or after that can even come close in comparison. :smile:

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None can withstand my Oblivion graphics! :devil:

 

 

http://puu.sh/alPiC/0749b58e3c.jpg

 

 

I soooo wish Skyrim looked as nice and ran as smooth as Oblivion. Can you believe that I get a consistent 50 fps with this, and yet Skyrim looks like a dog's breakfast after it had been chundered back up and can barely get half that many frames.

 

Also, Morroblivion is superb. Morrowind has always been my favourite TES game (probably due to nostalgia, but still), but Morroblivion might just be better...

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