JimmyRJump Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 The Decapitulator. Enchanted sword that makes soldiers who want to surrender run backwards to the front, often getting decapitaded in the process of capitulating.
Oblivionaddicted Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 The-sword-that-was-not-made-of-fur-because-it-would be-totally-useless
JimmyRJump Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 The Dreadnaught. Has the size of a toothpick. No-one's afraid of you.
JimmyRJump Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 The Woodpecker. Cries "timbuuuur" every time an enemy keels over. Sadly, has also the tendency to ask for one more round when an enemy gets hammered. Can get excessively costly in long battles.
JimmyRJump Posted May 1, 2020 Posted May 1, 2020 The Perpetually Oblivious. Prefers to mind its own business and refuses to be unsheathed. Like Excalibur but with an attitude.
Oblivionaddicted Posted May 20, 2020 Posted May 20, 2020 The-sword-that-oftenly-gets-covered-with-red-blood-because-if-your-blood-is-not-red-you-are-an-alien
Oblivionaddicted Posted June 1, 2020 Posted June 1, 2020 (edited) The-sword-that-does-not-belong-to-any-Wilkinson-dude EDIT: The sword that won't give your more clay because it's not a claymore Edited July 3, 2020 by Oblivionaddicted
Oblivionaddicted Posted December 30, 2022 Posted December 30, 2022 The sword with a cutting edge that is not necessarily meant to kill the eponymous member of U2
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