XxPockieNinjaxX Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 >:3 It's time i show you the worst joke of all time...prepare!! How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogey in it ....hahahahaha that is a buzzkillington joke learn to fear them... o'_'o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rausheim Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 "Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in soup!""M'kay, that'll be 1 dollar extra". Ever heard the one about the two tomatoes that was going to cross the road?Not in real life they can! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted August 7, 2011 Share Posted August 7, 2011 2 bars walk into a club, ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Mummy, mummy, can I lick the bowl? No, you have to flush like everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrspybot Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 (edited) random guy 1: why does evry bowl have apples in em ? random guy 2: realy ? random guy 1: what :ohdear: ? random guy 2: cus apples tend to drink your bottle of wine random guy 1:how can a apple drink wine ? random guy 2: thanks now i just drank up yar beer lad :devil: random guy 1: apple pie ?,should i say cheese :dance: ? (meaby this is dreadfull ,atleast what think as the worst joke ever and dreadfull 8) ) Edited August 8, 2011 by mrspybot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDStudios Posted August 8, 2011 Share Posted August 8, 2011 Brace yourself for the worst joke to have ever been said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoba333 Posted August 9, 2011 Share Posted August 9, 2011 I went to the butcher today and bet him 50 dollars that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." A man walks into the psychiatrist wearing nothing but Saran wrap as shorts. The man says, "Doc, is there something wrong with me?"The doctor replies, "Absolutely, I can clearly see you're nuts!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted August 9, 2011 Author Share Posted August 9, 2011 A customer walks into a cheap cake shop. A rude sounding voice speaks out. "What an ugly looking set of clothes you are wearing and how fat you look." The customer, annoyed and confused, looks around but all he can see is the woman behind the counter who seems to be ignoring him. Anyway the voice sounded as if it came from some where else. The rude voice speaks again. "Those shoes are shoddy and what is that haircut but a really bad hair piece." The customer, very flustered by this time, speaks to the woman behind the counter. "Just what is happening here. Where is that rude voice coming from." The woman turns and speaks in a bored voice. "Oh, that is just the mock cream. Never mind it. What do you want to buy?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nosisab Posted August 14, 2011 Share Posted August 14, 2011 Scenes from a vampire family: boy -mummy, I do not want to eat it againmother -be a good boy and take the soup before it coagulates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted August 17, 2011 Share Posted August 17, 2011 *Turns on Android, goes into the joke app.* Now for the joke, which is quite funny to be honest. "I called the wrong number today, and asked "Is Jack here?" The woman on the phone said yes. I then asked if I can talk to him. She said "He can't... he is only 2 months old." I paused for a second and said - "Ok, I will wait." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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