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SOME VERY BAD JOKES


Maharg67

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>:3 It's time i show you the worst joke of all time...prepare!!

 

 

How do you make a tissue dance?

 

you put a little boogey in it ....hahahahaha

 

that is a buzzkillington joke learn to fear them... o'_'o

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"Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in soup!"

"M'kay, that'll be 1 dollar extra".

 

Ever heard the one about the two tomatoes that was going to cross the road?

Not in real life they can!

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random guy 1: why does evry bowl have apples in em ?

 

random guy 2: realy ?

 

random guy 1: what :ohdear: ?

 

random guy 2: cus apples tend to drink your bottle of wine

 

random guy 1:how can a apple drink wine ?

 

random guy 2: thanks now i just drank up yar beer lad :devil:

 

random guy 1: apple pie ?,should i say cheese :dance: ?

 

(meaby this is dreadfull ,atleast what think as the worst joke ever and dreadfull 8) )

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I went to the butcher today and bet him 50 dollars that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

 

A man walks into the psychiatrist wearing nothing but Saran wrap as shorts. The man says, "Doc, is there something wrong with me?"

The doctor replies, "Absolutely, I can clearly see you're nuts!"

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A customer walks into a cheap cake shop.

 

A rude sounding voice speaks out. "What an ugly looking set of clothes you are wearing and how fat you look."

 

The customer, annoyed and confused, looks around but all he can see is the woman behind the counter who seems to be ignoring him. Anyway the voice sounded as if it came from some where else.

 

The rude voice speaks again. "Those shoes are shoddy and what is that haircut but a really bad hair piece."

 

The customer, very flustered by this time, speaks to the woman behind the counter. "Just what is happening here. Where is that rude voice coming from."

 

The woman turns and speaks in a bored voice. "Oh, that is just the mock cream. Never mind it. What do you want to buy?"

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Scenes from a vampire family:

 

boy -mummy, I do not want to eat it again

mother -be a good boy and take the soup before it coagulates.

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*Turns on Android, goes into the joke app.*

 

Now for the joke, which is quite funny to be honest.

 

 

"I called the wrong number today, and asked "Is Jack here?" The woman on the phone said yes. I then asked if I can talk to him. She said "He can't... he is only 2 months old." I paused for a second and said - "Ok, I will wait."

 

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