Would you rather?

[Kuraikiba]

Croc please. If you punch them in the eyes, they go away.

 

Would you rather wear a dog cone that is too stiff or a back brace that is too tight?

[Flintlockecole]

The backbrace, probably would feel like an old suit of armor I've worn.

Would you rather eat fugu cut by a master with a dull knife, or eat it cut by an apprentice with a sharp knife. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugu if you have no clue on what fugu is).

[Kuraikiba]

Best chance of living with the master.

 

Would you rather drink water that has been sitting out for 125 years (No purification allowed!), or take fifteen shots from a M60 in each arm?

[grannywils]

Think either would kill me, but would take a chance with the water....

 

Would you rather spend 1 week naked in a room filled with mosquitos, with no protection or repellant of any kind (dying mosquitos would be replaced periodically)

or

Have all of your teeth removed with no pain killer of any kind

[Kuraikiba]

Lol, the water would kill you in minutes. (Naeglaria...)

 

The 1st. I would NOT want a liquid diet. I could care less for that little bit of pain, but no fried chicken? Oh no. Not happening.

 

Would you rather lick the face of every animal in a zoo at feeding time, or get 115 canings on you back and rear, at thirty second intervals? (You pass out at five, if you are normal. They wake you before resuming)

[billyro]

You two must have been posting at the same time. Since the water one has already been answered, I would go with the mosquitos. There are only few with diseases, and having all my teeth removed would be way worse.

 

Would you rather dive into a meter deep empty pool, or use stinging tree leaves as toilet paper?

 

Ah yes, I should explain the stinging tree. It can be found in Queensland and it's stings (which are little more than tiny hairs on the leaves) sting painfully for weeks.

Edited August 8, 2011 by billyro

[grannywils]

Definitely the pool.... ouch

 

Would you rather stand on your head naked in the middle of an Amazon rain forest for a week with no protections from animal, vegetable or mineral or the elements (during) the rainy season....

 

Or

 

Be tied to a stake, covered in honey in the middle of the Saharan desert for 5 days (yes, water would be provided at limited intervals)

[billyro]

The Amazon. No way would I go covered in honey, I don't like being food.

 

Would you rather remove your big toes, or all the other toes?

[Flintlockecole]

I'd fight the people, I'm always up for a good challenge.

 

Would you rather pop both eyes out then put them in each others sockets or would you like to be still "Awake" during a surgery somewhere in your chest cavity (You can feel every slice of the scalpel).

[billyro]

I'd prefer to be awake in the surgery. I don't get freaked out by my own blood. If I popped my eyes out and put them in the other's socket, I think I'd go blind.

 

@Omeletter, without big toes, you can't balance when standing up. >=)

 

Would you rather pay $30,000 to the government for no reason, or every photo you are in gets burned?

Edited August 21, 2011 by billyro