The Snow Arena

[ObsidianKnight]

"Bah!! I can make my own kingdom!!"

Armiena starts casting frost spells like mad. After several restore magicka potions later, she's built herself a tidy fortress, complete with towers, and snow minions.

[Vamp_Roland]

"No harm done" Roland says looking at mojlnir waist high in ice."no harm at all as long as this causes no harm"

[Mojlnir]

"Hmmm...this is an interesting turn of events, though not unexpected"

 

*Mojlnir paces nervously around his control room, and stoops to pick up the phone*

 

*A small cell phone rings in Ancalagons pocket*

[Peregrine]

*The brilliant light illuminates the shield dome over Peregrine's fortress as the holographic images of the defensive perimeter flicker and die. As the last edge of the explosion passes over the shield, it too fades away to darkness. Beneath it, Peregrine's true forces are revealed.

Deep underground, an officer makes his report. "All shields holding at 90%+ strength and climbing. All batteries standing by to fire on your order." To that, Peregrine only has one word: "Fire."

As Acrid stands helplessly in the sea surrounding the base, the automated defense guns open fire. A wall of 20mm snowballs rips into the Acrid and everything around him, and the shreds of Acrid's body are scattered across the landscape.

As Acrid dies, his base meets a similar fate. Tiny gaps open in the shield and the massed artillery beneath fires a concentrated salvo at the fortress. Soon what little remains is burried beneath a mountain of snow, leaving no trace of its former existence.*

[Akrid]

*Acrid begins rannting as if Pergrines listing*

 

*What need do you have for that kingdom, your mighty tower see's over all my knigdom and all my nuclear weapons are at your disposal*

 

*Acrid's tatered remains hide behind a snow drift, with his last ounce of power yells "Roland HELP!!!!"*

[ObsidianKnight]

The sound of Peregrine's cannons are heard all the way from Armiena's fort.

"HOLY ****! What was that?" She sees Acrids remains scattered all over.

She starts turning water into snow mines, more snow minions, and even more towers, and prepares for the worst....

[Ancalagon]

*Ancalagon hits the Krikket ball, and in an instant, Antartica, and for some bizzare reason a small urban city in Northern California by the name of Cameron Park are wiped off the face of the Earth and into oblivion.

 

*Floating in purgatory Ancalagon is heard to say:

 

"Eh, so this is purgatory? Hermph, its OK...not too great...but not too bad...the weather is OK...not too cold...but not too hot..."

*And so it goes on indefinateley, unless some really nice person uses a transdimensional snow portal o'fried chicken to get Ancalagon out of Purgatory, but suddenly hsi cell phon which survived the holocaustic blast rings He picks up

 

" Erm, Hello?"

[Mojlnir]

*Watching the destruction through his binoculars, Mojlnir jumps for joy*

 

*He scuttles to the command bunker and picks up the "red line" to Peregrine's fortress...*

 

"Any port in a storm..." Mojlnir mutters to himself, his fingers crossed

[ObsidianKnight]

As Armiena turns more water into snow, she freezes one of the invisible vampires. She considers sending a minion to kill it, but settles for a quick lightnign spell.

[Akrid]

*Acrid messenger shade with Roland begs Roland to save Acrid