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billyro

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Ha well now OKAY i will. Pumpkins do you guys know why runes are better then numbers, Pumpkins respond noooo!!, well maybe this knife will help jog that memory of yours, continues talking munchkin, also insane like at the same time as the pumpkins scream..

 

When Sheogorath doesn't get his way, things tend to happen. :teehee:

 

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Come now. SMILE! Or explode...either way...it'll make me laugh...but if you don't make laugh...well....hehehe....then I'll make YOU a pumpkin...and feed ya t' the Gatekeeper....wonderful fellow him....really likes his pumpkins....
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Speaking of gatekeepers, I knew a fellow once who gated keeps... aaaah an honourable profession if ever there was. Always a good man to have around in case of a problem with Barbarians, until I turned him into a key.

 

Not that I have a problem with Barbarians you understand, they're not as delicious as pumpkins, but they don't give you indigestion.

 

Say, you're not a barbarian yourself are you?

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I saw a Thalmor the other day, didn't like it all that much, to shiny...... :teehee:

 

I reallly don't put much thought into these, seriously??

 

FWOOOOOMMM

 

I once saw a giant run in mid air, it was amazing to be hold.

 

has anyone come across that flying horse yet, i want one.. :teehee:

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Sorry, but the pumpkins already scared the flying horses away. Pumpkins are both bowel ravaging, and fear mongering!

They could help the gatekeeper out... He's such a lonely fellow and I'm sure he'd enjoy the company.

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Mammoths are foul discusting creatures, and they fly to.. Just like the giants do. I guess the giants tought them to fly, or did I ?????

 

Sheogorath at local tavern

 

Flyin, flying hic shooo high i can catsh shee the light HA HA HIC, bar keep passh mee sshome of that cheese, What??? you don't have any well thats just dandy.

Wait your going to shay Shomething to hic me i wouln't becuase i see several HIC ofshh man beer pigs and they are HIC angry, unsheeths wabbajack HA HA

 

you can guess the rest :teehee:

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