The_Vyper Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Granted. You know for precisely 2.468 seconds, but then you forget. You then decide to study every possible thing that could be on them, but you overdo it and have a psychotic break. You spend exam day randomly hurling yourself into the padded walls of a windowless room. I wish I could fold space and travel instantly to any destination I chose, without any ill effects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) Granted. Unfortunately, one of your destinations has an angry bear coming right at you. I wish I hadn't inadvertently creeped out Malachi. Edited June 18, 2014 by AaronOfMpls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalachiDelacot Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Too late ! ... um, I mean, Granted. It just seemed too happenstance you mentioned moving,so we both relax, go get a few beers, talk, and share a pepperoni, pineapple, and Jalapeno pizza....ehh...still hungry... I wish we had ordered a larger pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Granted, you ordered a pizza so large it had to be delivered by a chinook. Unfortunately, the pilot hit the release button prematurely. As a result, your pizza falls a great distance before slamming into the ground and ending up all over your neighborhood. I wish I would stop getting mauled by bears. It's...uncomfortable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronOfMpls Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Granted. You get mauled by wolves instead. I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattlittlej Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Granted, you no longar have a reason to but but you still wake up early. I wish I hadn't cracked my phone's screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Granted, but you had to pay $500 for it to be fix I wish for games to have more colour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Granted: all games are now oversaturated. I wish for an ultimate gaming computer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Vyper Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Granted, you get a computer so advanced that nothing currently released will play on it. I wish I could drive to Lake Ouachita in less than three hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattlittlej Posted June 19, 2014 Share Posted June 19, 2014 Granted, but you travel at such a speed that the G force breaks all your bones. I wish my student loan debt was erased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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