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It was. The cheese was room temperature and the "bread" was cool. The damn lava underneath got me.

BALLS! I just burned my lip on a Stouffer's french bread pizza. I will never buy those again.

Nice to see you Werne.

OFF TOPIC RANT! Still, TV, better than books!

Is that Loki from something else other than Loki?

WHY IS EVERYONE FACEPALMING? WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LOOKY LOOS?

What did Phil Donahue do?

I don't believe you.

Posted Image HAH got yah! I just typed "Posted Image" I just deactivated my The Facebook account. I feel free. Wotcher.

One does not simple find google maps directions to Mordor.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HAH HEEEEEEEEEH HO HUHOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Funny but now I'm depressed because there aren't laser bears in Lord of the Rings.

As soon as me pillow touches me hair, sleep runs away. Me legs want to chase after, me arms want to flail. Yet I find meself barely awake, tired in the middle O' the day. I'm a search'n for the rest and peace I know to be just beyond the vale. The sheep don't count toward me rest. Soft music, babbling brook neither will take. The ancient draugr lays upon me breast. She sleeps and her I dare not wake. For at least one of us may have sleep. More and more, I find that with my troubled mind, the seeds I sow, I cannot reap. It's getting to be that awful time in Florida when the autumn air stays high and nights are comfortable outdoors but inside it's just the wrong temperature and the humidity doesn't help. The air conditioning won't kick in and it's too humid to open the windows, balls to Florida, BALLS!

Sleep never sticks to the schedule unless it does and then you find yourself unable to break the date!

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I'm so jaded when it comes to mods and screenshots for Skyrim. When I put too many awesome mods that contain scripts, shiz hits the fan eventually so why get my hopes up. And when I take screenshots nowadays they don't get through my own squabidy assuance (Creed from the American The Office's job(quality assurance)), yet the images I see on the imageshare are of the same quality if not inferior(i/e hud elements still active, bad textures, copious clipping, over reliance on skimpy armor; SEXY[insert name or title]{What can I say? I prefer women in pajamas rather than lingerie, I just want them to be comfortable.}) I don't know, maybe it's that the quality of the quantity of screenshots and mods has exceeded my capacity for caring, at least like I used to in the old days.

YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG, GOV'NA! I'm sorry, bullying is not cool.................. I apologized, now don't take away my radio show! :ohdear:

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Maybe the other day I was seeing those neutrino thingy ma bobs in the corner of my glasses, but they were there a long time ago it just took me a long time to perceive them. :geek: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! BILL, BILL, BILL. :cool:

:armscrossed: hey macarena.

Doc's alive! He's in 1885, but he's alive!

HEY! LISTEN! CBS Cares.

THIS IS TOP GEAR THREAD NOW! :yucky: I don't drive and I don't have a sexual response to motor vehicles therefore I abstain from posting this: http://stblogs.automotive.com/files/2007/04/6294514.jpeg oh..... wait..... I did it anyway. This was also the fastest and most advanced car of it's time.

Or as you alu-mini-umm sayers say, petrol. There were all these cars and so I got petrol.