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RZ1029

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  1. Granted, though I'm not sure why it matters, and it actually filters the language by just removing sound and text from the game entirely, so it's pretty annoying to play.

     

    I wish for more hours in a day, which are free time for me to waste.

  2. Granted, as I also use Linux, I shan't screw you over too bad on this one. Unfortunately your Linux machine decides to implode when you find out this new information.

     

    I wish for the new Black Ops map pack because I'm too lazy to go get the MS points to pay for it. It also can't mess up my Xbox in any way shape or form, or get me banned, or anything along those lines. Nothing bad involving my Xbox, the game, or the map pack. Yep.

  3. *troops finally arrive*

    'Transport Leader to Fleet Command, need insertion coordinates. We are on-site and ready to drop in. Exosuits charged, guns loaded, tanks loaded and ready to roll, and land transports gassed up.'

    'Fleet Command to XO, do you copy? Reinforcements on-site, need coordinates for insertion.'

  4. Granted, but you can't buy it due to a recent law passed saying that you in particular are not allowed to purchase or play the game. Should you attempt to purchase the game, you will be shot. Should you attempt to pay someone to purchase the game for you, you will be shot. Should you torrent the game, your system shall be melted, then you will be shot.

     

    I wish for less homework.

  5. (Very well, creativity coming up.)

    Wish granted, though now you must carry him/her to the top of the mountain every day and let it drink from the spring as you sing. And then, once you have done that for a year, you have to move to the top of the mountain and leave your dog in your house with free reign. You're only allowed to visit once every day for food, and that's it. You're also not allowed to take anything with you when you go to the mountain. Creativity delivered with a side of a movie reference.

     

    I wish I had more free time to watch movies.

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