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Got this idea when I recently read a new topic on creating a sex appeal mod for Fallout 3. It was an on the spur of the moment thing so it isn't very polished or bright but I had a laugh, maybe you would too ... who knows. It takes place between a travelling merchant and our precious from Vault 101. Hiya sweetheart, you got any sweetrolls ? Uh huh, got 10 in stock. How much ? Well lemme see ... um, it's gonna cost you 100 rounds of 10mm ammo. Don't have 100 rounds of 10mm, only 45 rounds. Well then how's about a kiss - tongue kind - plus your 45 10mm rounds. Nah, don't know you that well, but I'll let you spank me 3 times plus my rounds. Hmmm no, you see your bum is a bit flat so maybe if you’d Showracemenu and then remade your character then sure, I’d love to spank you ... besides your sex appeal isnt that high, now maybe if it was around let's say 50 then yes, but at the moment it’s a “No”. My sex appeal is low, what a nerve. It is what it is babe, but like I’ve said you’re a bit skinny and your sex appeal is only 43 ... come back when you level up. You dont seem to get it I REALLY want those sweetrolls. No ... YOU don't seem TO GET IT, I want a frenchy, no, now make it 2 for making me repeat myself. For crying out loud give a girl a break dude ! Ok smart ass make it three. Spanks ? No, kisses you bimbo ! Ok, ok, let's not fight ... how about I trade you this BOS power armor it's still in pretty good nick, well kinda anyhow and my 45 10mm rounds ? Listen bimbette, you see that tree over there ? Which one, the one next the bridge ? No the one further along by th... how's your LOD setting for tree's ? About half. Well push it to max. Ok, just a moment ... Esc. Video ... scrolling, scrolling, tree LOD to max ... there done, Esc. ...ok done, now what ? Now do see that tree way over the hill next to that Dish ? The Dish near the Enclave base ? Yeah that’s the one ... you see it ? Uh huh. Well if you can make it there and back in an hour I'll give you ALL my sweetrolls ... plus, now wait for it darlin, plussss, this handy new portable sweetroll maker including a years supply of triple refined moon-sugar ... now what ya think of that huh ? Moon-sugar ? ... that's from Skyrim, this is Fallout 3 Capital Wasteland, you fruit loop ! Oops sorry, well ok then, a years supply of RadX, how's that ? Yeah now we're talkin but there's no way in hell I'm gonna make it there and back in an hour. I'd have to save game then Load to a previous game go to that spot and then come back to you, but that would mean that we would never even had this conversation. Now you’re catching on sweetheart ... so accept my terms or else we never even had this conversation and then you can bugger off.

I have been playing Skyrim for a fair while by now and have had quite some time to ponder this question of Imperial vs Stormcloack ... Previously my heart had gone out for those who had felt oppressed by the Imperials and sought liberation at the hands of the Stormcloacks ... Unfortunately all that has changed now. What changed my mind ? Quite simply this ... it's the company they keep ... it's not them per se but rather the rotten, scheming and conniving Black-Briars of Riften and Silver-Bloods of Markarth. I quite simply cannot support (yes I know it's just a game), a faction that allies themselves with such morally corrupt individuals who would rise to positions of power and then in turn suppress those in their cities under them. There is no doubt in my mind that their rise to total authority as Jarls in their respective cities would cause them to dig their dirty heels even further into the very fabric of their cities. If they are currently employing all manner of underhanded methods to secretly undermine the present leadership of the cities in which they now live what do you think they will do once they come into power ? Any attempt at dissension or opposition to their authority would be met with brutality and death to be sure. The present "light affliction" the peoples of Riften and Markarth are currently experiencing at the hands of the Imperials which is the mere worship of a deity, will be absolutely nothing in comparison to the to swift and very violent retribution they would face from their new masters. This means that the peoples of their cities would not be exchanging a yoke of bondage for one liberation under their rule, but rather a far weightier chain of oppression. Therefore, my decision to rather support the Imperials.

The moment I saw this I knew that the paw paw was going to hit the fan ... Pres. Obama is definitely going to try and push something through, what it is or will entail I don't know but somethings coming down the pipeline you can bet on it. The counter arguement being ... This is nothing new, because what about all the drive by shootings that take place all the time ... or does it just matter when it happens to ................... ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwGyGgH3lpE Gettin mellow ... at the end of the world :biggrin:

Hehehehehehehehehe to all the crazy preppers .... UPDATE ...................... Alright so my dad and brother have just come over for a quick hello ... hmmm, nothing like some quality family time and a bottle of 30yr old Glenfiddich ... can the end of the world please wait until tomorrow 12 GMT after my hangover wears off ... thanks a stack and cheers.

I play PC games exactly the same ones you mentioned you do, I have dozens of games and not one one of them is a cutesy girly game. 95 % of them are shooting, bloodthirsty very ungirly like games, heck I've even played Girls of the Playboy Mansion, and being Hef I've done my *clearing my throat* duty as to what was required of me to grow my media empire. I would have played Leisure Suit Larry if my brother never hid the game away. And I'm still feminine, and so are a ton of other females. Be yourself, beat the boys if you can, have fun ... and if the feeling - cos that's what it is - of not being too feminine freaks you out, then every once in a while do something girly ... slip on a skirt, do your face, and don't let people bug you if you choose to want to be a "normal" woman, and even stereotypical, what the heck is wrong with that. These days it seems that you have to be some off the wall character to prove you're independant from the "world" and not like them ... rubbish, being yourself means exactly that ... the freedom to choose whatever "you" want to be. And yes that includes wearing pants and hanging out with guys if that's what flicks your switch.

Try the "Open Beta Feedback" section of the Nexus ... it's almost guaranteed that you're going to find the solution there. If not, be a bit more specific ... like, "I choose the mod click on NMM download and then there's a big fat wait and absolutely nothing happens or I choose the mod and NMM does open (or is already open) but then zilch happens or I choose the mod click on the NMM download and something does happen but the mod doesnt show up on the list ". You see what I'm getting at ? ... based on your response people might be able to pinpoint your problem.

Yes I've read that Dawnguard is a requirement on the newer version (Skyrim won't open for me on the new release) ... but if you scroll down the page - it lists all the releases of the mod - you will find an older version 1.00 I think it is ... you don't need Dawnguard for that version, that's the one I have. Try it, I've moved Lydia and Ysolda around with that one before.

There is a way, in the following mod there is an option to get your partner to appear where you are... and so if you're at home that's where they will show up. Now I know that this is a multiple marriage mod but it has the means to move your spouse to where you want them and that's what you're looking for. I suppose you could uninstall the mod afterwards. Here's the link ................ http://skyrim.nexusmods.com/mods/9378 Hope this helps.

So if I get this straight, because headhunters in the jungle think wearing a pair of pants is alien, unworkable, impractical and quite foolish, makes cannibalism OK. This argument has nothing at all to do with the merits of arranged marriage. Nor is it reasoned. The main failing is that it is strawman, where you talk about all manner of things that is not arranged marriage, add a ton of hyperbole and then declare them silly in your opinion. You haven't validated arranged marriage because the west is comprised of inbred country hicks. Yeah exactly. Protecting equality and the freedom to choose is of the up most importance. Cultural practices should be weighed to that criteria. Ghogiel, you know that murder is wrong, and so to bring something so extreme into the equation like cannibalism and place it side by side with a "loving parent" who has obviously taken the time and effort to find a suitable person - where they literally interview each other's families and in all probability know them for donkeys years - doesn't really make much sense, it's unbalanced ... almost like a fight between a gun and a stick. You must remember that in many of these cultures they view it more like marrying the family and not the individual. Have you actually taken the time to see what checks and balances these cultures put into place to ensure their son's or daughter's well being ? Arranged marriage is as normal as breathing for many a people, perhaps if we took the time to get to know the various peoples involved our (definitely limited) Western viewpoint would be different. I personally know many of these cultures on a one to one basis and in all honesty, if the truth be told, it's our western way of life that has has done more damage with our so called freemdoms and rights than any "self-inflicted" harm. Sure there will always be an exception to the rule but it's exactly that ... an exception. Plane crashes are bad right, they kill plenty of people in one fell swoop but you don't go banning planes or trying to force people to cross the ocean by ship because of an accident now do you ? Of course not, because we understand that as horrific as a crash may be, flying is still one of the safest methods of travel in the world. So too with arranged marriages, a couple might fail but the absolute overwhelming majority of them don't, as a matter of fact they work better than ours. Btw, it's good to see that you've finally voted ... and wuz honest hehehe. @ Tidus44 ... there was an extended R rated version ... but because I'm a good girl now snip, snip, snip.

By god, you will accept our system of rights and so-called social and individual freedoms whether you like it or not because we say that the right to choose your own partner is the way we do things around here. Yes Sirree Bob, that's right, and we've got a track record of um, well now let me see ... uhhhh, yeah well so what if we've got a gazillion more teenage pregnancies, abortions, divorces and single parent homes than your culture, this way of ours works right, because it's all about freedom. Yeah, that's right we do ...................................................... knock, knock, knock ... huh ?. < Hi there Pierre, whacha doin ? > < Hiya Clovis, I'm just tryin to argue some sense into people's thick heads on the interwebz > < on the interwebz huh ? > < yeah man, yeah well I'm pointin out the right way and the wrong way of doin things, like gettin married and all > < you sure are cleva Clovis > <yeah well someone's gotta help them dude so I'm just givin them pointers man, they're like choosin their partners before they even like 10 dude > < you mean like they can do stuff at 10 ? > < uh no dude, I dunno, but like I mean imagine your mama choosin old Suzie McAllistair or that fugly Higginson chick ... oh frikkin no way man > < damn dude that's like a dog bitin yer ......... > <shhh my mama's home > <sorry bro ... so do yer think that they're gonna choose someone ugly for each other dude ? > < No, no I don't think so bro ... hmmm never thought of that > < you remember Alice back in the fifth grade, man she was like green alien poop but dang now she's hotter than ol Mario's El Chupacabra chilli sauce man > < whooo weee oh damn yeah, she's hotter than devil ..... ? > < you think they gonna make yer marry someone who's mean ? > < you mean like a junk yard dog ... nah dont think so, in all prbability they're gonna get you some hotty > <you mean like someone whose all kinda cute and delicious ? > <Hmmm yeah Alice Cooper > <Alice Cooper that singer guy are you frikkin nuts > <no man, Alice, Alice the hotty Alice, the one with all the bumps in all da right places dude> <oh yeah high five bro ... ohhh yeah Alice uh huh > < so you can like boss them around and hit them and stuff if they don't listen ? > <nah dude, they're all to close knit families for you to get away with that stuff man > <yeah well you remember Jimmy his dad sent him to hospital man with a broken jaw> < that's nothing, Mike and his bro were kicked out of the house for like the 100th time bro, I hear he's on crack fulltime now man > <you reckon them marriage fixers let that stuff happen in their communities ? > < no way dude, I reckon they'll string you up ... shut up now man you startin to make sense with all your stable family crap, I'm tryin to argue here ok ?! > <sorry dude And we're the West right, and you just know that we're a whole heap more intelligent than you ... after all the West is spelt freedom ok ... you need to be free people and we're here to show you the way. <hey mama how do yer spell ignoramouses ? > < I dunno go ask yer father > < which one mama ? > < uh try number four, yeah number four he was the cleva one > < uh sorry Clovis I need to be replyin so sit yer rump down and don't touch my new issue of uh, hey take yer dirty hands off my magazeen > < oh yeah she looks hot > Yes well as I was saying, the true happy stable home is the one that was born out of freedom of choice, here you have a democratic family where everyone is happy to do as they please because it's all about us and what makes me happy. You have the freedom to choose and no one person has the authority to command you to do anything, this is our way and it can be your way too. As a matter of fact you can even divorce your parents if you want, that's how much freedom our system gives you. So step out of the darkness, we have the answer, you to can be just as ......................... or free like us. Well my fellow Nexusites, from their standpoint their way is the correct one ... the ways of the West to many in the world are alien, unworkable, impractical and quite foolish. It's "their" right to choose their ways ... forcing others to choose your way is no freedom at all, it's dictatorial and who gave you or I (the West - of which I'm a part) the right to think and choose for others ? Freedom to choose is exactly that ... freedom to choose.

So it's ok it's old? So old is bad and therefore does not work ?