Omeletter Posted August 17, 2009 Share Posted August 17, 2009 I once remembered when I played with Unnecessary Violence mod, I threw strawberries at guards until they die! Or once I've killed a bandit by throwing a watermelon off the cliff! That was funny - watching another bandit running around shouting WHERE ARE YOU!?! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netwit2008 Posted August 17, 2009 Author Share Posted August 17, 2009 i think that the most bizzare and stupid thing that happened to me, was a bug caused by Deadly reflexes (probably) somehow i managed to decapite a non killable charater (i think it was that legion captain Adamus something). Well he kept on running without the head and covered in blood, but the thing is, even tough i had a large bounty (i was on a mod testing rampage) all the NPC started attacking the poor beheaded captain. It was pretty funny to watch xd Ok this has got to be one of the most bizarre, roflmao! That with spawning brooms, watermelons, killing with fruit. Youse guys are crazy, lmao!! ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DagonTheranis Posted September 2, 2009 Share Posted September 2, 2009 i think that the most bizzare and stupid thing that happened to me, was a bug caused by Deadly reflexes (probably) somehow i managed to decapite a non killable charater (i think it was that legion captain Adamus something). Well he kept on running without the head and covered in blood, but the thing is, even tough i had a large bounty (i was on a mod testing rampage) all the NPC started attacking the poor beheaded captain. It was pretty funny to watch xd Ok this has got to be one of the most bizarre, roflmao! That with spawning brooms, watermelons, killing with fruit. Youse guys are crazy, lmao!! ;D You can ctually decapitate martin and he acts like normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seachellyfish Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 I just finished doing this and I'm still laughing,this is the first time I fooled around in the game and it was a lot of fun! I wanted to see if the traveling ship worked (from the traveling mod) and I found it. It was 1am and I sneaked inside and explored the entire ship until I found the large crate at the very bottom floor. I got into the crate and "smuggled" myself just to see what happens and sure enough,I got caught and was abandoned in a remote area near the ocean in Bravil at around 7am. I thought to myself,"This is great,I wanted to go to Bravil anyway!". I walked a bit and noticed a silvery being running towards me, a guard caught me,it turns out that smuggling is a serious offense (who knew?). I fought him and took all his belongings except his sword and I disguised myself as a guard (not like anyone gets fooled anyway). I didn't want this to happen so I decided to fool around and not save my game file. I saw this gentleman dark elf near the stables and I tried to sneak attack him but he quickly ran to tell the guard,noticed he was dead and promptly grabbed the sword on the floor and he proceeded to attack me until it was too much for him and he ran away to his stable house. I got attacked by another guard,killed him. I went near the stables and I attacked a random npc,he ran away too. I broke into the stable house and killed the dark elf and a female. I went in town,heard a bad remark by an npc so I decided to hit him with my arrow. A guard came and I killed him. Another guard came and he sent me to jail. I opened the locked cell door,the guard walked by..stopped..and looked at me for a few seconds until he realized I wasn't supposed to do that and he barged inside the cell. I killed him and closed the door with him inside. I explored the rest of the prison and I entered the castle where it was hauntingly empty. I later found myself in the main room with the Count sitting there with about 9 guards and 3 npcs who decided to all attack me at once. I killed them all and I sat on the thrown to stare at the pile of bodies near me. I stood up and I tried to see what loot the room has and while I was sneaking around,I saw a guard moving in a zig zag motion around the room looking at all the bodies. I hid somewhere in hopes he wouldn't see me but he did so I ran the hell away. I ran around Bravil for 5 minutes being changed by 4 or 5 guards,two thieves even ran with me for a few seconds. o_O I decided to run outside of town where the stable npc was still running around,the guards stopped chasing me except just one guard started attacking me. I just ran,got to a near inn,killed everyone with a frozen blade,left..got chased by a wolf..and at one point I jumped down a hill and fainted while in mid-air and I flailed like a ragdoll all the way to the ground in slow motion..(fatigue mod). I woke up,continued to be chased by the wolf until I entered another inn,killed the innkeeper while everyone ran for their lives..met them again in the second floor where I turned them all into a pile of bodies. By the end,I only had one more npc to kill..after I dealt the final blow he immediately combusted into flames and I as well so I died..in slow motion...by flames...while using a frozen sword...while also being covered in about 20 arrows from the previous battles..ahh.. Throughout the entire thing,I kept having to drop armor because of the mod I used,I had to drop things to regain my fatigue..at one point I was being chased by guards while only wearing a thong and bra. Also throughout this whole thing,my character kept tripping in slow motion and it was hilarious when she hit her head with the front town gate or when she tripped on a body and she went flying like a ragdoll across the table of the bar at the inn..ah she's so clumsy. I usually don't say the word "epic" but this was so epic for me,especially the end when they both combusted for no reason and I'm a goody two shoes player and this was my first murderous rampage which was actually fun for me. xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokra Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 We can't use cheats at X360 and PS3. Thats why you dont play any game on a console if you can avoid it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steven917 Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Eating a poisoned apple, even though it had the word "POISONED" in it. (I've never done anything beyond that, besides using the realistic physics mod and killing my character, and watching him tumble down dive rock violently. >;D ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderRaiden Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Curse of Hircine rampage in IC ftw?:whistling: :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabicho Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I was minding my own business west of the Imperial City, on my way to Skingrad, happily running on the countryside (parallel to the road, because real rangers never use roads) when SUDDENLY... to my left, far away, behind some rocks, on the road, ii caught a glimpse of someone's head! It was a female. There's no female foresters nor legionnaires. "Must be a bandit", i thought.Sneak mode, draw my bow, poisoned arrow... aim for the head, shoot! And she's dead. I approach for the loot and some "Countess Bodyguard" starts running for me. Uh-oh. I ran away for some cliffs, jumped, dived, swam, for miles and miles until i could not see the Bodyguard... and then went back.Oh snap. Yes.I just killed a countess. I dragged the body all the way to Lake Rumare, ran around until a few crabs were behind me, and let them all in and around her body so that she was eaten and no evidence was found. I just wonder what ever happened to her horse? Maybe got killed by animals? From a fall? I searched for the corpse but i couldn't find it. ----- Another "weird" moment was when I had just closed the Oblivion Gate near Skingrad, so i went to the Skingrad Castle to ask for reinforcements for Bruma. It was nighttime, so i was pretty sure i wasn't going to catch the Count in the throne room... or maybe yes, because of his special condition.As i enter the castle, i see from afar someone's sitting on the throne. As i come closer, i realize the guy on the throne is wearing armour. It's a damn guard. I approach him and he non-chalantly gives me the standard guard talk. I kill him there and then for his transgression. Then the Count comes down the stairs and starts fighting me. I had to run all the way back to Waterfront to have Armand save me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xaechireon Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I once witnessed a bandit and a rat fighting in a cave. Somehow after killing the rat, the bandit fell off into the nearby chasm and died. Also once led a flame atronach on a merry chase. Although I didn't jump over any lava, she decided to swim in the lava and died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabicho Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 I quite often do the lava walk. Just wear some boots or pendant that gives you water walking, and voilá.You jump, jump, jump over the lava and chugging potions when necessary.It's a great way to make certain oblivion levels be over in 5 minutes instead of 1 hour of opening gates and fighting dremora. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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