The last poster wins

[Pagafyr]

After supper I got some good laughs while watching the very first Benny Hill Show.  After relieving myself and washing my hands I remembered an old man's story I heard.  I've embellished it a bit.  It goes like this.

A man in dirty clothes walked into a bar.  A strange bar to him for good reasons and ordered a round for everyone.  The bartender looked at him and said, You're drunk!

The guy leaned back eyes wide in surprise.  The guy pulled a wad of twenties out of his pocket to pay for the drinks.  The bartender rang the bell.  Everyone there drinking cheered.  The bartender asked him, What will you be having.

The guy said, A tablespoon of salt in a glass of water.

Then guy eyed slyly asked the bartender where he could find some friendly women.  The bartender realized the guy wasn't educated well enough to know what a drunk person was.  The bartender asked.  What's your problem.

To which the guy replied. I suffer from a diseased called hyponatremia.

What's that mean?

The guy looked at him and said, If you were to get to know me better and were as educated as I am you would know.

I WIN!

[niphilim222]

I'm braking a new personal record in modding, you wouldn't believe how many hours I spent in Skyrim just looking at the mountains questioning which mountain textures to use lol. According to steam 1640 hours lol.

[Pagafyr]

I survived another 366 days now.  Half a day, so far, after this last Xmas.

I surfed to a bunch of comedians trying to find one that I found was funny.

Thus, I watched a bunch of people making fun of the holiday.  Wow!  What a World!

I WIN!

What did you get for Christmas?

[niphilim222]

Hmm I received a bluetooth alarm clock with fm radio support, With HD receiver pairing support. Ideal for phone or receiver.

[Oblivionaddicted]

I received money, chocolates and free tickets for the cinema, and you?

[niphilim222]

Yup I received chocolate, money and gift cards as well.

[Pagafyr]

Neat Clock Radio!

I had a nap that refreshed my senses.

I see Snickers printed on some chocolate bars, so I got chocolate too.   When I woke up I found a reminder in one of my web sources I nearly had forgotten about.

It is about a car.  I saw the prototype for it during 2006.  This one is electric and is charged by solar power.  It never needs to be plugged in to charge it.  It's charged by it's own solar panels.

It was chosen to be in the Star Trek movie in 2009.  It's called an Aptera.

No more stops at charging stations that takes a couple of hours.  If you put down a fee you can get one soon.  If you can wait...  Save your money and raise your credit rates because...  After the present orders are filled they will cost about $32,000.00 US. 

The Aptera cars are being built in the US and Italy.

The front Looks like the nose of a lear jet plane.

If I were twenty years old I would save some money and buy one.

[niphilim222]

Hey anyone here want a ini tweak that can be placed in Skyrims data folder as a ini. I have been modifying the Occlusion sao to work correctly in Skyrim. May even work in Fallout 4. The way the UI works in skyrim is a little finicky to the best of times, as my findings have come to conclusion missing tweaks in the ini, I have found online on different website around the net.

[Display]
bSAOEnable=1
fSAOBias=0.30
fSAORadius=500
fSAOIntensity=6
bSAOApplyFog=0
bSAODownscaled=1
bSAONormalMap=1
fSAOValueDiffFactor=0.300
fSAOExpFactor=0.100

This is my findings so far, please use at any time you wish, it is a Ambient Occlusion ini tweak that looks really good corrected.

I am using the base dsp for  the tweak to work as intended. But the added values are the ones that make it shine.

Stronger Vanilla Ambient Occlusion at Skyrim Special Edition Nexus - Mods and Community (nexusmods.com)

Edited December 27, 2023 by niphilim222

[Werne]

I kinda miss my old FX-8320, that thing alone made heaters in the gaming room completely redundant even at stock. Unfortunately, Ryzen doesn't put out nearly as much heat.

And I win.

 

Also, I can't seem to get this song out of my head for some reason, I heard it on the radio this morning and my brain decided to keep running it on loop all day long.

[Pagafyr]

6 hours ago, Werne said:

I kinda miss my old FX-8320, that thing alone made heaters in the gaming room completely redundant even at stock. Unfortunately, Ryzen doesn't put out nearly as much heat.

And I win.

 

Also, I can't seem to get this song out of my head for some reason, I heard it on the radio this morning and my brain decided to keep running it on loop all day long.

Took the post you made as a warning and I pressed Mute sign first.

So I wouldn't find myself with the memory like you, having it playing repeatedly in your head. 

What's the English name for the song?  Are they singing the same word twice?  Are they plucking two strings on their instruments and saying,  Orgy; Orgy and over again?

I was at one of those kinds of party on my 23rd Birthday.  We did it for real in 1973 in our dorm.  We found out President Nixon cut a part of our college funds for serving in the military so several of the guys had to quit school and go find work to earn the extra sixty dollars he took from our already Earned College funds.  We had the party as a send off party.  Salute to all the ones who served in the military that couldn't afford to keep up the fees to stay in college.  All the girls and guys on campus that felt the wrath of Nixon came to that party.

We partied like there was no tomorrow.  We all eventually got our Togas wet and slimy.  We made a slip and slide like the one's made for us when some of us were little children.  We laid out some visqueen in the long hall.  It was a lot more fun trying to grab on to any girls sliding along it.  All of us covered in Crisco cooking grease.  Sliding along on the sheet thirty feet long and five feet wide.

Ever tried to grab anything when your hands were covered in oil or grease?

I can assure you no girls were impregnanted that afternoon or evening.  All of us guys sure had fun trying to get a grip on them.  We did that five years before the movie came out with John Belushi and Karen Allen. 

"Toga Party"!

Laughing all the way.  I WIN!