The last poster wins

[Pagafyr]

While gathering iron ore a man walked up to me and interrupted me while I was working.

He looked at me and said, I am a priest of Stendar God of Merciful Forbearance. We are born into this world to help others."

I looked at him,  If you help me we could get this done in half the time and go do something you need help with.

He stood like a stone.  He should have realized I had no coin.

I asked "What do the others do?"

He kicked me in a shin instead of helping me get the ore.  He ran away while I was hopping mad.

As he ran a dragon appeared and belched flames upon him.  Then carried his corpse off to feed it's young.

I WIN!

 

 

 

Edited February 12, 2024 by Pagafyr
misspelled forbearance

[Oblivionaddicted]

Nothing like this never happened to me in Skyrim.

[Pagafyr]

No!

This is a completely new playthrough unmodded version of Skyrim SE.  When the other man who helped me escape at Helgen said we should split up I had a sudden sense of insecurity.   He made me feel sore afraid.

Instead of following him I didn't hesitate and began exploring on my own right then and there.  if he didn't want me around I wasn't going to follow him like a lost puppy.  Together our chances would have been better, but he made it clear he wasn't sure about that, and I didn't want to start off with someone who I might end up getting into an argumentw with right off in the beginning.

[Oblivionaddicted]

Understandable, I did the same.

[Pagafyr]

I used to have a link to a collection of bumper stickers with all kinds of fun worded twists on them.

My favorite bumper sticker message is, "I have a body!  I am a soul."

[Oblivionaddicted]

It's too bad you don't have the URL any longer.

[Pagafyr]

The comical collections of bumper stickers are out there on the Internet. 

Once in awhile I go surfing to find them; just for fun.

I surfed and found a cup with a sticker on it with almost the same quote I mentioned.  They switched the lines so the last was the first.  Put a picture with it.  The bumper stick I got it from had more than just the two lines but I won't plagarize theirs.

A place called reallyBored.com used to be a fun way to get out of the boring gloom, but now "just the address, not their fun webpages", is for sale for $5,095.00 +.

[Oblivionaddicted]

I'm always a bit sad when a funny site is for sale and no longer available.

[Pagafyr]

Surfing through the webpages looking for fun when bored and nothing helps.  I just think about the time I was so bored I couln't find anything to bring me out of it.

I let boredom win!

Went to sleep.  Had a strange dream.  Here I are again.  :- )

[niphilim222]

Well i have long decided what video card I'm going to get once i receive the proper funding. A rtx 4070 this time. You win rtx, but that doesn't reflect here. I do..