K00L Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Apparently I've been saying assault wrong my whole life, but that's okay because wrong here is actually right for English everywhere else. Because America. (People would always correct me because I say it like -sult not -salt)I also don't know how to read because I just posted in The First Poster Wins thinking it was The Last Poster Wins... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 (edited) I can imagine the flak I'd receive if I went to America... hah! Every second word someone would try to correct me. :tongue: I say salt as "sult" in all circumstances... never really thought about it until now actually. :laugh: I wish modding The Witcher 3 was easier... Edited August 27, 2015 by billyro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I would not try to correct you! I would understand you are not from the USA and look for someone who knows how to speak Old English (UK), Old English (AUS), Old English (Hong Kong), or some translator that could help you get settled in, or for a small fee for a translator if you are on your vacation here; where we speak Modern English (US) mixed with all the other countries delightful versions of the Queens English (UK) . (Laughter breaks out. People in the room all pointing their index fingers at me and laughing because I am being so stupid to think anyone would care.) I WIN! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotoSxorpio Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 i win :armscrossed: I have to call into question whether this qualifies as a post. (winning) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MotoSxorpio Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 Apparently I've been saying assault wrong my whole life, but that's okay because wrong here is actually right for English everywhere else. Because America. (People would always correct me because I say it like -sult not -salt) I also don't know how to read because I just posted in The First Poster Wins thinking it was The Last Poster Wins... I can imagine the flak I'd receive if I went to America... hah! Every second word someone would try to correct me. :tongue: I say salt as "sult" in all circumstances... never really thought about it until now actually. :laugh: I wish modding The Witcher 3 was easier... Hey, now, don't blame us for the dialect inconsistencies...Britain colonized every bit of land they could. :armscrossed: So, its all your fault! :dance: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ironman5000 Posted August 27, 2015 Share Posted August 27, 2015 I can imagine the flak I'd receive if I went to America... hah! Every second word someone would try to correct me. :tongue: I say salt as "sult" in all circumstances... never really thought about it until now actually. :laugh: Not as badly mocked as an american would in england, we invented the language and its so funny the words and interpretations they make up and pretend its their own language...they call a coat a wind-cheater ffs! :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) I can imagine the flak I'd receive if I went to America... hah! Every second word someone would try to correct me. :tongue: I say salt as "sult" in all circumstances... never really thought about it until now actually. :laugh:Not as badly mocked as an american would in england, we invented the language and its so funny the words and interpretations they make up and pretend its their own language...they call a coat a wind-cheater ffs! :laugh: A wha? Wind-cheater? What a cheesy name. :tongue: "Coat" is much more satisfying to say. And easier. Thus we win. :yes: Edited August 28, 2015 by billyro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 I can imagine the flak I'd receive if I went to America... hah! Every second word someone would try to correct me. :tongue: I say salt as "sult" in all circumstances... never really thought about it until now actually. :laugh:Not as badly mocked as an american would in england, we invented the language and its so funny the words and interpretations they make up and pretend its their own language...they call a coat a wind-cheater ffs! :laugh: A wha? Wind-cheater? What a cheesy name. :tongue: "Coat" is much more satisfying to say. And easier. Thus we win. :yes: I have thin lined hoodie which is called a "Wind Breaker". Anything heavier than the thin tent like fabric used for it, for the Spring and Summer breezes is called a, "Hoodie" or if it doesn't have a hood it's a, "Jacket". :laugh: "Coat"? That is so old fashion!Come on folks! :sleep: Keep up with the dress codes times. :rolleyes:I win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billyro Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 But coat is universal. If you say coat, you think of all those things. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackRampage Posted August 28, 2015 Share Posted August 28, 2015 While you guys argue about the meaning of words, I'm stealing the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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