The ridiculously funny Sword names game

[GeorgeMittleton]

Blade of sorrow.

[zixi]

The Swordfish... you can use it for attacking the enemy and then fishing for breakfast afterwards...

[Demorphic]

The Mighty Thread Necroer

This sword raises up long-dead forum threads to fight by your side. Foes are overwhelmed by pages of ancient comments leaving them a dribbling mess, unable to know whether to not their witty response has been previously used, leaving them in an absolute state of paralysis. 

[RomanR]

Lady Sword - strangely named sword in same named japanese RPG game for PC-Engine console. According to game's story it was wielded once by a warrior named Ishis (a man!) who used it to rid some unknown country of monsters and some big bad baddie long ago. Now it's hidden somewhere in Faunus Tower where you come to rescue a kidnapped granddaughter of ex-king Amukain.

[zixi]

20 hours ago, Demorphic said:

The Mighty Thread Necroer

This sword raises up long-dead forum threads to fight by your side. Foes are overwhelmed by pages of ancient comments leaving them a dribbling mess, unable to know whether to not their witty response has been previously used, leaving them in an absolute state of paralysis. 

I really, really wanted to add the 'laughter' **and** the 'thank' thingy to this one! Brilliant!

 

Anyway, in that vein I give The Sword of Ban. This sword cuts out all that heart-ache of banning. If you first cast the Scroll of Disclosure then you can identify any ban-able miscreants and then The Sword of Ban, bans them accordingly. Whoosh!

[Demorphic]

1 hour ago, zixi said:

I really, really wanted to add the 'laughter' **and** the 'thank' thingy to this one! Brilliant!

 

Anyway, in that vein I give The Sword of Ban. This sword cuts out all that heart-ache of banning. If you first cast the Scroll of Disclosure then you can identify any ban-able miscreants and then The Sword of Ban, bans them accordingly. Whoosh!

I wonder if this can be duel-wielded with the ban hammer?

[zixi]

23 hours ago, Demorphic said:

I wonder if this can be duel-wielded with the ban hammer?

You mean double banning (ban someone twice) or twin banning (ban two people at once)? The latter would certainly get the job done. I think you might need the Helmet of the Mod(erator) and the Armour of Community Rules if you started doing that one... the Gauntlets of Thread-Locking might also come in handy...

It's a shame this threads was just for swords... it is one of my favourites. It's been very inventive and funny over the years.

Any way, back to those there sheep and The Spellsword Sword - which casts a random spell (benevolent or otherwise) as it is wielded. A few users of this sword have accidentally killed themselves hence -  its alternate name of the Kamikaze Sword.

 

[Oblivionaddicted]

The macive sword that is enormous and will turn blunt if you don't repair it oftenly enough whether the person who invented its name did it on purpose or not

Edited October 4, 2024 by Oblivionaddicted

[AaronOfMpls]

On 9/25/2024 at 3:50 AM, zixi said:

The Swordfish... you can use it for attacking the enemy and then fishing for breakfast afterwards...

Does it get you though guarded doors, too?  Because The Password Is Always Swordfish.

[zixi]

The Lite Sabre - an especially light, travel version of the light sabre which you can fold up and keep in your backpack. It's especially useful for those who like to drag just about everything back from the dungeons.

It is also solar powered!