Keanumoreira Posted September 30, 2010 Author Share Posted September 30, 2010 Get ready with the crackers and pickle. It's made of cheese you know! I've swallowed a wasp! What should I do? I totally didn't think of that, and I'm a cheese lover common! :laugh: Swallow lots and lots of whip cream, then drink some milk to water it down. There's a mutant, self aware plant vine network growing rapidly out of control in my backyard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Kill it with fire? No time to think of one.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pronam Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 No, you do have time to kill it you just didn't made it.I have a man with a gun pointing at me to keep on typing, what should I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Ask him to make you a coffee or something very hot. Then throw it in his face! :teehee: A man with a burnt face is pointing a gun at me for giving you the idea..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrogDemon Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 Convince him that his gun is a banana and should promptly eat it. I'm stuck in an elevator, power is off and zombies have overtaken the city. Whatever will I do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paganwannbe Posted September 30, 2010 Share Posted September 30, 2010 pull a macgyver and push out the top climb out on to the roof and make a nuke with a piece of bubble gum string and a paper clip then take a crow bar to the zombies till your a least 30 miles out my tanks out of ammo and a cop is pulling me over for speeding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vindekarr Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Bah, not all tanks need guns. The screenie Crazy showed is a prime example, that's a British made Trojan minesweeper/bulldozer/and well wth cant you do with a crane, excavator, and bulldozer all in one?, so just lower the minesweeper blade and pretend those poor bloody cops are bugs. Im shaving, but as I pick up the 'tash trimmer to trim my scraggly beard, it reaches out and grabs the trimmer, saying that if I so much as think of shaving it, it's go for the eyes, what's a hairy scot to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 << "The screenie Crazy showed is a prime example, that's a British made Trojan minesweeper/bulldozer/and well wth cant you do with a crane, excavator, and bulldozer all in one?, so just lower the minesweeper blade and pretend those poor bloody cops are bugs." True. Common, what dont you know about? :tongue: >> Use an old cut-throat razor. Just dont screw up! My cars been stolen, my house is on fire, my bank account got cleared by thieves, my business is bankrupt & my phone is broken. How could I possibly make my day better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted1848331User Posted October 1, 2010 Share Posted October 1, 2010 Buy a gun and commit suicide. Or, play 5 minutes to kill yourself as your house burns on you :D My cat transformed into a vicious lion, and brought two dozen lions into my home. What should I do?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted October 1, 2010 Author Share Posted October 1, 2010 Buy a gun and commit suicide. Or, play 5 minutes to kill yourself as your house burns on you :D My cat transformed into a vicious lion, and brought two dozen lions into my home. What should I do?!? Start a circus. :cool: An assassin has found me and is heading in my direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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