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Get ready with the crackers and pickle. It's made of cheese you know!

 

I've swallowed a wasp! What should I do?

 

I totally didn't think of that, and I'm a cheese lover common! :laugh:

 

Swallow lots and lots of whip cream, then drink some milk to water it down.

 

There's a mutant, self aware plant vine network growing rapidly out of control in my backyard.

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pull a macgyver and push out the top climb out on to the roof and make a nuke with a piece of bubble gum string and a paper clip then take a crow bar to the zombies till your a least 30 miles out

 

my tanks out of ammo and a cop is pulling me over for speeding

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Bah, not all tanks need guns.

 

The screenie Crazy showed is a prime example, that's a British made Trojan minesweeper/bulldozer/and well wth cant you do with a crane, excavator, and bulldozer all in one?, so just lower the minesweeper blade and pretend those poor bloody cops are bugs.

 

Im shaving, but as I pick up the 'tash trimmer to trim my scraggly beard, it reaches out and grabs the trimmer, saying that if I so much as think of shaving it, it's go for the eyes, what's a hairy scot to do?

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<< "The screenie Crazy showed is a prime example, that's a British made Trojan minesweeper/bulldozer/and well wth cant you do with a crane, excavator, and bulldozer all in one?, so just lower the minesweeper blade and pretend those poor bloody cops are bugs." True. Common, what dont you know about? :tongue: >>

 

Use an old cut-throat razor. Just dont screw up!

 

My cars been stolen, my house is on fire, my bank account got cleared by thieves, my business is bankrupt & my phone is broken. How could I possibly make my day better?

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Buy a gun and commit suicide. Or, play 5 minutes to kill yourself as your house burns on you :D

 

My cat transformed into a vicious lion, and brought two dozen lions into my home. What should I do?!?

 

Start a circus. :cool:

 

An assassin has found me and is heading in my direction.

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